letra de jerry seinfeld - zfm
[intro]
and ladies and gentlemen
miles fig!
[verse 1]
what do you call a one-legged waitress?
ihop! (-laughter-)
why don’t oysters donate to charity?
because their selfish! (-laughter-)
something came in the mail
deez nuts! (-laughter-)
[verse 2]
why aren’t cold, bad
wait am i reading this wrong?
oh sh-t i am
[verse 3]
(what does-?)
what does a baby computer call its father?
data (-laughter-)
why do sprinters eat before a race?
nothing, they’re fast (-laughter-)
-cough-
what do you call a fly without wings?
a walk (-laughter-)
will smith (ah)
[verse 4]
why did adele cross the road?
to say h-llo from the othеr side (-laughter-)
[verse 5]
how do you organize an astromonеr’s birthday party?
you planet (-laughter-)
[outro]
alright that’s all we got for you today folks!
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