letra de street jokes - tweedy bird loc
– hahaha!
– yo’ mama got two ways like, this and that
– hahahaha, ahhh hahaha!
– yo’ mama so fat when she walk her booty clap
– hahahaha! ahh hahahaha!
– yo’ mama got one leg they call her aileen!
– yo! aileen, d-mn!
– yo’ daddy so black they shot at him and pulled his k back at some flashlight
– hahahaaha
– yo’ mama saw you she’s a g-ngb-ngin’ dinosaur
– hey!
– yo’ mama so dumb she saw a sign say “dip here” she ran on and got some potato chips
– yo’ mama’s old she fart dust!
– hahaha!
– 4 clips’ shoes so tight they look like tacos!
– hahaha!
– yo’ mama look like a snail with a finger wave, n-gga
– yo’ mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout!
– yo’ mama so blacc she got ticcets for tinted windows on a motorcycle!
– hahaha, cuz!
– yo’ mama so tall-yo daddy so tall he did a baccflip and died
– yo’ mama so big she drive a bus with handlebars
– hahahaha! d-mn!
– yo’ mama so fat she put on a red dress all the kids run around her sayin’ “hey, kool-aid”!
– haha!
– yo’ mama so stupid shе gave birth to you!
– ahahaha!
– yo’ mama so dumb, fucc it…
– the fucc did yo’ mama toss?
– ahahahaha!
– yo’ mama so-yo mama so dumb she thought [?] was a sandwich
– oh no! hеy!
– yo’ mama so dumb when god was passin’ out braids, she thought he said “trains” so she said “gimme a slow”…
– hahaha what?
– yo’ mama’s a fat biatch!
– hahaha!
– fashion boulevard, fast boulevard!
– yo’ mama stank, yo mama stank
– yo’ house so little you literally drop a face tie? while [?] on the wall carpeted
– yo’ mama so fat when she on the run she ball up and roll down the street
– yo’ mama house look like you walkin’ in everybody!
– haha!
– yo’ mama teef-yo’ mama teef so white she look like she be chewin’ powdered donuts!
– yo’ mama yo-yo’ mama so bald she roll her hair in rice
– haha
– yo’ mama so skinny she can dive through a needle hole with her arms wide open
– ahahaha!
– yo’ mama so skinny she swallowin’ a bb and thought she was 9 months pregnant
– yo’ mama hair so long she roll her hair with beer cans!
– ahahaha!
– her nose went to the…!
– your mama got cancer!
– yo’ daddy’s-yo’ daddy’s so thick he can’t read newspapers at daytime ’cause he would burn that mothaf-cka up!
– ahahaha!
– all that fat lady…
– spokesman!
– mothaf-cka, x-rays, mothaf-cka!
– yo’ mama and daddy went half old age!
– f-ckin’ hypertentious…
– ahaha!
– yo’ mama ain’t got no-yo’ mama ain’t got no arms talkin’ ’bout some [?], n-gga
– tested positive!
– haha positive!
– yo’ mama tested positive!
– ahahaha!
– hey hey why did ronald mcdonald died ay ay?
– why?
– ’cause he believed in magic!
– ahahahaha!
– yo’ mama got one arm and swim in circles!
– ahahaha hey!
– yo’ mama so dumb she took the donut bacc ’cause it had a hole in the middle, n-gga
– yo’ mama so dumb she thought donuts on ’em… uhhh!
– ahaha!
– yo’ mama so dumb she went over and had a donut truck and k!lled two daddies!
– she bit off donuts off the curb!
– ahaha!
– yo’ mama so dumb she thought cheerios and donuts sinks!
– ahahaha!
– yo’ mama-yo’ mama, n-gga!
– yo’ mama so old she knew cap’n crunch when she a cub scout
– no dog, she knew big bear when she was a cub!
– god d-mn…
– yo’ mama so old she knew big bear when she was a stopwatch!
– yo’ mama so old she knew king tut when he was a prince!
– yo’ mama so old-yo’ mama so old she knew the beatles when they was cocoons!
– yo’ mama so fat she jumped on a quarter and squeezed the boogers outta george washington’s nose
– uhh…
– yo’ mama so fat she sellin’ a dollar and made for a quarter
– hey yo’ mama so big she got one of her pants on the driveway
– d-mn! hahaha!
– yo’ mama so fat she smacced the project on her feet and made some air join down
– yo’ mama so fat she wear clive sales for sandals!
– hahaha!
– yo’ mama so fat she put on a red dress like a bow-legged fire agent
– yo’ mama don’t have dreams, she have movies, n-gga
– d-mn!
– yo’ mama so old she dreams re-runs!
– yo’ mama so old…
– yo’ mama don’t take pictures, she take billboards!
– hahahaha!
– yo’ mama so hey, yo mama so fat she wear, microwave for a big book
– hahaha!
– yo’ mama so old jesus was in her yearbook and they were friends…
– ahahahaha!
– yo’ mama so [?] she played wide receiver for the rams
– yo’ mama so-hey, yo’ mama so fat-yo’ mama so fat, look, yo’ mama so fat she need queen-sized mattresses when she pee
– ahahaha ohhh!
– what did michael jaccson said when bubble was succin’ his dicc?
– what?
– hoo hoo hoo hoo!
– buggin’…
– bullsh-t!
– that’s buggin’ y’all!
– ahahaha of course you buggin’!
– shut the fucc up! yeah
– alright, no clips!
– ahahahaha!
– sh-t, there we got no clips, no clips is swallowed up!
– whaaaat? hahaha!
– oh n-gga, yo’ mama so ugly she went in a haunted house and came out with an application
– ahhahaaa!
– no! nope! get the f-ck outta here…
– hey n-gga buggin’ like [?]…!
– keep her two-faced…!
– ahahaha!
– you look like you was in a hammer fight and lost!
– oh sh-t…!
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