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letra de [funnythings] - toehider

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a ​garage ​sale ​for ​the ​deceased? ​yes ​it’s ​a ​thing! ​i ​went ​to ​one ​with ​my ​cousin ​dake. ​you ​go
inside ​the ​home ​of ​someone ​who ​died ​recently ​to ​buy ​their ​things. ​maybe ​the ​family ​wants ​to
rid ​their ​memories, ​or ​maybe ​it’s ​to ​cover ​funeral ​costs? ​well, ​there ​i ​was ​inside ​this ​house
just ​rummaging ​through ​random ​cr-p. ​a ​couple ​of ​things ​i ​found ​include ​a ​wig, ​and ​a ​painting
of ​a ​dog ​that ​smokes ​a ​cigarette. ​but ​in ​the ​kitchen, ​see ​that’s ​where ​this ​thing ​i ​found ​was
that ​i ​want ​to ​tell ​you ​about
what ​first ​looked ​not ​like ​anything ​soon ​revealed ​themselves ​behind ​the ​tuna ​tins. ​had ​i ​just
found ​a ​cupboard ​of ​funnythings??
and ​so ​i ​called ​out ​to ​dake, ​“you ​gotta ​see ​this!”. ​he ​came ​in ​all ​eager-faced
“what ​if ​you ​suddenly ​thought ​of ​everything ​that’s ​made ​you ​laugh, ​but ​all ​at ​once?”
he ​looked ​at ​me ​much ​like ​you ​would ​if ​someone ​told ​you ​something ​just ​as ​cooked ​as ​that
he ​said ​“yeah, ​i ​think ​it’s ​time ​for ​us ​to ​go ​now. ​grab ​your ​things.”
“oh ​no ​we’re ​not! ​we ​are ​not ​leaving ​here ​until ​you ​try ​this ​‘cupboard ​of ​funnythings’”
“is ​that ​what ​we’re ​calling ​it ​now?”
“yes. ​that ​is ​the ​official ​name ​that ​i’m ​giving ​it. ​so, ​when ​the ​cupboard’s ​open ​wide, ​then ​i
guess ​all ​the ​funnythings ​inside ​escape ​and ​nest ​behind ​your ​eyes. ​does ​that ​sound ​nice?”
dake ​opened ​it, ​then ​looked ​at ​me, ​then ​began ​to ​laugh maniacally! i ​held ​his ​face ​and ​said
“you ​see? ​funnythings!!”
we ​sat ​there ​for ​most ​of ​the ​day ​taking ​turns, ​laughing ​away…. ​you ​know ​i’d ​laugh ​so ​hard ​i
thought ​that ​i ​would ​crack ​in ​half ​and ​split ​my ​sides. ​i ​took ​a ​breath ​and ​looked ​over ​at ​dake
and ​he ​was ​in ​a ​similar ​state. ​but ​it ​got ​hard ​to ​wait ​my ​turn ​in ​line. ​dake ​was ​taking ​too ​much
time ​and ​so ​we ​squabbled ​over ​who’s ​go ​it ​was. ​i ​said ​“you ​can’t ​be ​serious! ​get ​out ​the ​way” ​i
shoved ​him ​& ​as ​i ​did, ​dake ​completely ​lost ​his ​sh-t. ​he ​sn-tched ​the ​door ​and ​accidentally
coughed ​and ​the ​cupboard ​door ​just ​broke ​clean ​off. ​our ​bodies ​shook ​from ​toe ​to ​top. ​would
it ​re-attach? ​no, ​it ​would ​not! ​and ​the ​funnythings? ​they ​wouldn’t ​stop….
-musical ​representation ​of ​incessant, ​relentless ​funny ​thoughts-
and ​so ​we ​scrambled ​out ​of ​there. ​we ​left ​the ​house ​and ​ran ​away ​into ​a ​lane. ​we ​hopped
some ​fences, ​tried ​to ​get ​back ​to ​my ​house ​as ​fast ​as ​we ​could ​go. ​the ​whole ​time, ​we ​were
screaming, ​laughing, ​howling ​so ​d-mn ​much ​that ​i ​think ​i ​broke ​a ​rib. ​my ​neighbour ​was ​in ​his
front ​yard ​hosing ​his ​driveway ​when ​he ​saw ​us ​running ​in. ​he ​said ​“hey ​boys, ​you ​seem
excited! ​tell ​me, ​what ​you ​doing? ​where ​you ​been?” ​we ​gasped ​and ​tried ​to ​say ​that ​we ​were
at ​the ​garage ​sale ​up ​on ​the ​other ​side ​of ​town. ​he ​said ​“oh ​i ​heard ​the ​guy ​that ​lived ​there
died. ​they ​found ​him ​with ​his ​throat ​all ​dried ​curled ​up ​at ​his ​cupboard ​i… ​i ​think ​that’s ​right.”
will ​we ​die ​of ​funnythings?
will ​someone ​cease ​the ​funnythings?
endless, ​constant ​funnythings….
funnythings

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