letra de onions, beer, pizza, grandmas - the diarrhetards
[intro:]
shut up!
hey grandma!
read my lips!
f-ck you!
get out of your yarny cat hair coffin
and make me some food!
pizza was invented in 1982
’bout 300 years before great-grandma’s p-ssy barfed out you
thought you sh-t your pants but it was just your menopause stinkin’
jesus christ, how tall are you now? swear to god you’re shrinkin’
your life is a mess, just like your hair
if not living was a crime, they’d give you the chair
i don’t care if you can’t smell or see
cuz you’ve got the perfect recipe
make me some godd-mn pizza
you rascal-driving buck tooth b-tch
if we were mysp-ce friends i’d dеlete ‘cha
hope your nursing homе serves deep ditch
[spoken:]
remember friends! you can’t stop aids!
it goes all over your entire body!
swims! you’re gonna die!
if you start bleeding get the f-ck out of my house!
i’m not paying for the funeral, magic jordan!
if you need to, just call your f-ckin’ dad, he’ll pick your dumb ass up!
onions are nature’s feminists
they both make you cry and are awful in bed
useless as textbooks to creationists
respected as much as a ted nugent bobblehead
onions are a b-tch and then you die
like helen keller’s period on a pizza pie
if onions were girls i’d still f-ckin’ hate ’em
like your lousy b-ttcheeks i regret that i ever ate ’em
tired of all these onions
beat ’em like a dirty trick
onion plants need abortions
like feminists need a d-ck
[spoken:]
you know i can’t afford an entire family of guiena pigs
we’ll f-ck, have guinea pigs
you raise ’em, i’ll cook ’em, we’ll eat ’em
beer takes f-ckin’ radical
it makes me fight girls and guys
coincidentally
it makes me f-ck girls and guys
it was invented by phil anselmo
so we can get drunk and shred
[guitar solo]
onions, beer, pizza, grandmas
i like two of these things
if i were you i’d k!ll myself
so shut up, and get back to dying
rick james, kriss kross, sisqo
these are all black guys
liquid d-ck basket nitro
at the end of big, tom hanks dies
pizza
(sh-t-tons of extra cheese)
pizza
(hold the onions please)
grandmas
(tits like slinkies)
grandmas
(cesspool of disease)
[outro]
onions, beer, pizza, grandmas
i like two of these things
if i were you i’d k!ll myself
so shut up, and get back to dying
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