letra de waffle time - the blegh society
[intro: slice]
man ya know, i just f-cking love waffles
[verse 1: slice]
i walk over to my freezer
and i pull out a box of waffles
i walk over to my toaster
and i put the waffles in the toaster
[chorus: slice]
waffles are the best and they make me really happy
if you take my waffles away imma get really crabby
what did i just say?
why’d you take my waffles away?
b-tch give those back
[verse 2: slice]
i walk over to my cabinet
and i pull out a plate
i pull the waffles out of the toaster
and i put em on a plate
i walk over to my fridge
and i pull out a bottle of syrup
[chorus: slice]
waffles are the best and they makе me really happy
if you take my wafflеs away imma get really crabby
what did i just say?
why’d you take my waffles away?
b-tch give those back
[verse 3: slice]
i walk over to my drawer
and i pull out a fork
i walk back to my waffles
i start to eat my waffles
they’ve gotten really soggy
i hate soggy waffles
i walk over to my trash can
and i throw my waffles away
[bridge: nichole mccarver]
sometimes i contemplate life
sometimes i contemplate death
i wish that you were here
but i just got waffles instead
[chorus: slice]
waffles are the best and they make me really happy
if you take my waffles away imma get really crabby
what did i just say?
why’d you take my waffles away?
b-tch give those back