letra de i'm so postmodern - the bedroom philosopher
i’m so postmodern that i just don’t talk anymore, i wear different coloured t-shirts according to my mood
i’m so postmodern that i work from home as a surf life saving consumer hotline
i’m so postmodern all my clothes are made out of sleeping bags, i don’t need pockets, i’m a pocket myself
i’m so postmodern i go to parties i’m not invited to and locate the vegemite and write my name on everyone
i’m so postmodern that i write reviews for funerals, and heckle at weddings from inside a suitcase
i’m so postmodern i’m going to adopt a child, and teach him how to knit, and call him adolf diggler
i’m so postmodern that i break dance in waiting rooms, play yahtzee in nightclubs, at three in the afternoon
i’m so postmodern i only go on dates that last thirteen minutes, via walky talky, while hiding under the bed
i’m so postmodern i invite strangers to my house, and put on a slide show of other people’s nans
i’m so postmodern i went home and typed up everything you said and printed it out in wingdings and gave it back to you
i’m so postmodern i held an art exhibition – a chuppa chup stuck to a swimming cap, and no one was invited
i’m so postmodern i make alphabet soup, and dye it purple, and pour it on the lawn
i’m so postmodern i request hey mona on karaoke, then sing my life story to the tune of my sharona
i’m so postmodern i only think in palindromic haikus – “madam, i, glenelg, i’m adam!”
i’m so postmodern that i sit down to wee, and stand up to poo, at job interviews
i’m so postmodern that i dress up as santa, in the middle of august, and haunt golf courses
i’m so postmodern that i cut off all my hair, and knitted it into a beanie, and threw it off a bridge
i’m so postmodern that i stole everyone’s mail, and cut them up into a ransom note and hid it in a thermos
i’m so postmodern i take my lego to the supermarket and build my own shopping trolley, and only buy one nut
i’m so postmodern i wrote a letter to the council – .i think it was ‘m.’
i’m so postmodern i bought a round the world plane ticket, and stuffed my clothes with eggplant and pretended it was me
i’m so postmodern i’ve got a tattoo of my pin number in hieroglyphics on my neighbour’s guide
dog
i’m so postmodern i fought my way into parliament and made a law banning nuttelex, and then moved to spain
i’m so postmodern that i iron all my lettuce leaves, put my shirts in the crisper – they’re real crisp
i’m so postmodern i give live mice to buskers, dirty tea towels to the mormons, and pavlova to crabs
i’m so postmodern that i live in a tent, on a platform of skateboards that’s tied to a tram
i’m so postmodern i write four thousand-word essays on the cultural significance of party pies
i’m so postmodern i recite shakespeare at kfc drive thru, through a megaphone, in sign language
i’m so postmodern i’m going to watch the olympics on a black & white tv, with the sound down
i’m so postmodern i go to the gym after hours, push up against the door, then cry myself to sleep
i’m so postmodern i wrote a trilogy of novels from the perspective of a possum that jesus patted once
i’m so postmodern that i marry all my friends, soak myself in metho, and tell them that they’ve changed
i’m so postmodern i bought every book written in 1963 as a reading challenge, and clogged up a waterslide
i’m so postmodern i think i might be a god in my undies rolling in sugar, in the carpark of a rodeo
i’m so postmodern i prerecorded this song, and laced a message subliminally telling shane porteous to buy a smock
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- froshking › letra de ss2 - froshking
- khontkar › letra de asker - khontkar
- gabriel moctezuma › letra de el corrido del chino - gabriel moctezuma
- tiny little houses › letra de i'm doing just the best that i can - tiny little houses
- citrate › letra de trauma - citrate
- janice dudley › letra de money (that’s what i want) - janice dudley
- chhina › letra de breaking news - chhina