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the art of the fart! yes, the art of the fart
indeed, it is an art to produce the perfect fart
it takes an individual whose nose is keen and smart
to understand the art of the fart!

a toot! a toot!
it sounds just like a flute
smells a bit like a vintage cheese
with aftertastes of fruit
combine a bean burrito
with sour cream to boot
and soon you’ll have that marv’lous thing
that we all call a toot!

gas! gas!
for those who are less crass
for the more refined, this
not your average lad and lass
bottled in the south of france
within a deep crevasse
it bubbles out, and floats away
and that’s called ‘passing gas’!

the art of the fart! yes, the art of the fart
indeed, it is an art to identify a fart
it takes a trained professional to tell them all apart
and understand the art of the fart!
no one cares to take a whiff
no, not a single sniff
no one seems to know the diff-
erence – no two farts are the same!

a fluff! a fluff
as if that’s not enough
pairs well with onions, brussels sprouts
and other smelly stuff
can be heard from near and far
and felt by seismograph
so never underestimate
the power of the fluff!

the art of the fart! yes, the art of the fart
indeed it is art to collect the perfect fart
my mother and my farter, their wisdom they’d impart
to help me learn the art of the fart!

oh, the art of the fart! yes, the art of the fart
indeed, it is an art to produce the perfect fart
it takes an individual whose nose is keen and smart
to understand the art of the fart!

- the beanies

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