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letra de tangential - tagglyne

[intro]
hey, yo!
a lot of you are probably wondering why each verse goes off on random tangents
i never wondered that
but that’s just what it’s like in my head, man
you try living like that every second of every day
so now, i’m releasing all of these crazy thoughts out into the world
you deal with it

[verse 1]
my name is [censored] and i’m here to say
f-ck any rapper alive who starts their rap that way
including me, indubitably
i poo and pee, so juvenile-y
on the ones and twos
when i drop a deuce
i tend to do so in twos and threes
that’s how you would be
if you were me
the fallacy and mass hypocrisy
makes it impossible to give a sh-t about the general p
p-probably, how could i possibly
be the real me when they just won’t let me be
or let me embrace my psychopathy
they just keep taking away all the things i enjoy
then ask me why i think so negatively
i’m positive you’re all f-cking annoyed
you can’t avoid the noid or fill the void
from the hole my pole would leave in your loins
’cause of the haphazard way i play with your groins
so, b-tch, quit toying with me
i spit this sh-t so effortlessly
i love it when a girl is tall and busty
so i can call her pringles ‘cause i love a stacked snack
if i got anymore laid back during your rack attack
then your ass crack slapping my ball sack
would have to start cumming to me
boppity boopy, now do you see
i’m only suitable to open up a charcuterie (salami for sale)
during a jubilee (to all the girls i loved)
resistance is futile-y
hey, who just farted, was that you or me
well, i am technically a rapper, though
sometimes it be like that
only take sh-t when i’m on the cr-pper so
i’ll be right back
[chorus]
i keep saying stupid offensive sh-t like i’m trying to get famous
but notice i don’t really give a sh-t if you know what my name is
i’m just trying to work through some sh-t, what you hear is the tamest
so you b-ttf-cks can slowly eat my sh-t if you think that it’s heinous
eat sh-t
eat my sh-t
straight from my -n-s

[verse 2]
hi, h-llo, i just thought you should know
i don’t rap to a beat, i just go with the flow
my favourite snack is a beautiful girl
my second favourite are ho hoes
when she spreads out her wings and begins to unfurl
i call her the pokemon, ho-oh
hi ho

would you dumb f-cks like me better if i rap that way
monosyllabic, no, i won’t have it
f-ck a nun, i’ve already gotten into the habit
dagnabit, i can’t shoot and i can’t stab it
but it’s so close, i can almost grab it
i don’t punch lines, i just tend to jab it
i can only be myself, like d-ck cavett
so hip hop, i’m bunny rabbit
i’m a big dog, and i’m going rabid
since ‘21, i’ve been a savage
so black panther, you should call me ravage

um, actually, he’s been both

whoa, whoa, whoa
i immediately apologize to black panthers, egyptians, west africans
and anyone who needs to use asl for that bit of cultural appropriation

look, i know it’s not exactly appropriate but–

–what’s all your hotties’ age, s-x and location

don’t mean to be a s-x pest
just said that last bit in jest
so if it’s hard for you to ingest
i suggest you probably live less

it might comfort you to know this
my whole life has been loveless
it’s difficult to be soulless
d-ck soft ‘cause i’ve been stressed
guess you could say that i’m boneless
poor guy’s been bloodless
just one night, if you could blow this
after a sneeze is the only time i’ve been blessed
i need to drown my sorrows in br–sts
chest exposed to get me to invest
i just want to see her thickness in a thin dress
makes it hard not to be impressed
i love it when her clothes are the simplest
so i can take her many holes and just pinterest
can’t wait to fall into my very own temptress
but i still wait to be invited like a vampire
before i move forward with my ingress

[chorus]
i keep saying stupid offensive sh-t like i’m trying to get famous
but notice i don’t really give a sh-t if you know what my name is
i’m just trying to work through some sh-t, what you hear is the tamest
so you b-ttf-cks can slowly eat my sh-t if you think that it’s heinous
eat sh-t
eat my sh-t
straight from my -n-s

[bridge]
give it all i got to hit the spot
if i see you’re streaming, i wave to the tidal
rip through this thot to take my shot
so long as i don’t pierce nothing vital
with this rap, i’m a chunk-a gold surrounded by b00by traps
i’m your newest idol
smoking joints, the robin williams of jumping off points
so much hang time,

[verse 3]
from the day that i saw ‘8 mile’
i always knew i wanted to rap
anger and pain inside so vile
i started chewing the fat
from the moment i spit, i just spewed bile
never giving a cr-p
holy sh-t, that’s so juvenile
swear words, i’m all about that
f-ck, sh-t, ass, b-tch, c-nt, shooby-de-doo-wop

i’m scared
just stayed up in my room, like a loon
combined the boom and the bap
then changed my whole tune just as soon
as these f-cking buffoons started setting a trap

wrapped in a cocoon, so you probably assume
a b-tterfly is coming straight outta that
but drop the harpoon or you’ll get buried in tombs
‘cause i’m shooting straight for the moon
while your girl’s head is already down on my lap
if i ain’t kissing her b-tt, i’m l!cking her crack
if i don’t do what she want, she gives me a smack
if i ain’t flooding her c-nt, i’m digging the fact
how do i put this blunt, no need for -n-l, bum
my mind only has one track (v-g-n-l!)
i don’t say anymore than i have to, if that
you repeat the same sh-t ’cause you have to, gif cat
it’s giffy cat, jiffy cat
want my advice? i pleasure twice before i f-ck once
if i like the way that she dip that
your body’s looking real nice, old spice
can you introduce my d-ck to your lip fat

- tagglyne

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