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letra de corporate speak - sur5ill

[hook]
if you don’t know the language
i’ll tutor you (you) (x3)

[verse 1]
all of you not familiar with corporate speak, open your dashboard
it’s in the app store, i’m about to give you a crash course
they say sh-t like “leverage” and “onboard” and “execute”
all that means is “profit talk,” “now bring me in more revenue”
they say sh-t like “fiscal year” and “there’s a dip in shares”
all that means is “work harder ‘fore i fire every b-tch in here”
excuse me–i mean “downsize”…now i think that f-cking sounds right
i heard that “diversity kid” is the term they use for brown guys
they utilize terms like “circle back” and “touch base”
it means that “i’m certain that i’ll chirp you back, you f-ckface”
they say sh-t like “value add” …ok i’ll allow you that
as long as you can explain where the motherf-cking value’s at
a word such as “crowdsource” gets shouted out of their mouth forced
it means fundraising occurs until the amount in their account’s north
they say “the books need balancing”
the phrasing could seem challenging
but it’s not if you’re talented
enough to study up on sur’s -n-lysis

[hook]

[verse 2]
if you don’t know corporate jargon and why they all speak so awkwardly
i’m offering possibly the most awesome audio glossary
so you don’t make a mockery
of yourself at the office
in front of the bosses who wear dockers and talk about property
if you go hang in groups and the whole gang is suits
and your own slang is loose and they’re looking to
recruit you with your new coupe equipped with bluetooth
drop little phrases like “low hanging fruit”
watch out for the cute girls, don’t get caught staring at their liquid -ssets
or hr will make y’all attend the sensitivity training cl-ss next
in a different life, your vp may be dtf in r and d
if your ceo finds out you’re both sol and out on the street
think before you deliver your supply chain to the dame, man, honestly
unless you don’t give a sh-t about your career then f-ck that broad in heat
just make sure that the roi is worth it, perfect bravado sign
i’m giving you this template as an example so you can follow mine
this concludes our lesson on the corporate speak, an important piece
no need to include on your expense report since the course is free

[hook]

- sur5ill

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