letra de happy new year - spike jones
this is my new year’s resolution:
when my mother-in-law begins to yell and shout
through the window i would like to throw her out.
but i resolve not to do it, here is why:
i’m afraid of hitting someone p-ssing by.
this is my new year’s resolution.
when i’m at the movies watching a love seen
and a lady’s hat is blocking half the screen
i resolve not to shout, “take off that hat!”
i’ll remove it gently with a baseball bat.
this is my new year’s resolution.
when i take a lovely lady out to eat
and she orders caviar instead of meat
i resolve to let the lady have her fill.
and of course i’ll also let her pay the bill.
this is my new year’s resolution.
when i’m sitting with my wifey on a bus
and a dear old lady stands in front of us
i resolve to be a gentleman discreet.
i’ll politely offer her my wifey’s seat.
this is my new year’s resolution.
when my mother says, “come in, it’s time to eat.”
and i keep on playing games out in the street
i resolve to rush right home now when i’m called
cause my pop just got a hairbrush and he’s bald.
this is my new year’s resolution.
on the radio this year i hope to score
with some funny jokes you’ve never heard before.
i resolve not to tell a corny joke.
h-llo, what’s that? the church burned down? holy smoke!
this is my new year’s resolution.
in this coming year i’m going to be discreet.
have the slicker’s playing music soft and sweet.
i resolve to treat tchaikovsky tenderly
and set his second movement with tnt.
this is my new year’s resolution.
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- acxdc › letra de hipler youth - acxdc
- tainy justin quiles dylan fuentes › letra de tu amiga - tainy, justin quiles & dylan fuentes
- israel rodolffo › letra de a chance da sua vida (acústico) - israel & rodolffo
- palette swap ninja › letra de never better - palette-swap ninja
- u s christmas › letra de the scalphunters - u.s. christmas
- jim lauderdale › letra de she used to say that to me - jim lauderdale
- johan lenox › letra de smile like an idiot - johan lenox