letra de dk rap - somecallmejohnny edition - somecallmejohnny
(h-h-here we go!)
so i’m finally done
reviewing this game
it makes this one
look f-cking tame
put your hands together
if you wanna slap
this f-cking jerk
for all this cr-p
huh!
d. k.!
donkey kong!
he’s the leader of the bunch
you know him well
this icy maze
was utter h-ll
his coconut gun
can fire in spurts
but his sh-tty aim
makes my testes hurt
he’s bigger, faster
and really strong…
oh wait, my bad
that’s chunky kong!
d. k.!
donkey kong!
d. k.!
donkey kong is here!
this kong’s got style
so listen up dudes
she took dixie’s job
and that’s just rude
she can float through the air
and climb up trees…
but evеry kong
climbs f-cking trees…?
if you choose her
you’ll not choose wrong
but shе still took a job
from dixie kong
(woohoo!)
d. k.!
donkey kong!
he has no style
he has a quick pace
his hitbox
is a f-cking disgrace
he can handstand
and stretch his arms out
but this rabbit race
makes me wanna shout
(f-ck!)
he inflates himself
just like a balloon
which means don’t google him
you f-cking buffoon
(don’t do it!)
d. k.!
donkey kong!
d. k.!
donkey kong is here!
he’s back again
and about time, too
this dude
is a f-cking mood
(help!)
he can fly real high
with his jetpack on
but the turning weighs
a metric ton
he’ll make ya smile
when he plays his tune!
but kremlings beware…
’cause he’s known to spoon
(mmmmmm…)
d. k.!
donkey kong!
(huh!)
finally
he’s here for you!
what the f-ck even is
this d. k. crew…
this kong’s so strong
it isn’t funny
dr. pepper…
give me money!
he can pick up a boulder
with relative ease
i think k. rool has
an eye disease
he may move slow
he can’t jump high
he’ll still f-ck you up
so get ready to die!
c’mon, cranky!
take it to the fridge!
w-w-w-walnuts, deez nuts
pineapple smells
your ass is cooked
so i’ll see you in h-ll!!!
walnuts, peanuts!
pineapple smells- wait, what are these lyrics? reads like a shopping list- wait, what do they mean “pineapple smells? pineapple is life, b-tch! y’know, i ended up not drinking as much as i thought i was going to… this is like, one of my least drunk reviews i’ve ever done, that’s pretty interesting… y’know, i wonder if there’s anybody i woke up by screaming those lyrics… it is pretty late in the night… hm
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