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letra de matpat vs jacksfilms - snakebite rap battles - snakebite126

snakebite126 as announcer:
snakebite rap battles
matpat
vs
jacksfilms
begin!

snakebite126 as matpat (verse 1):
i gotta say, your online fame seems pretty odd to me
started with some rough sketches, now your comments are your comedy!
so let’s delve into the cause of all your downhill series
h-llo internet, welcome to jacks-film theory!
now you’re rapping with mat, you want a pat on the back?
yeah right, this laugh of a hack is getting clapped and a half
ten years spent with your tired memes, you’re failing to entice me
now you’re a youtube sellout, that show’s premiere was pretty yiay-kesy
your subs berate you, guess they’re lacking comment sense
fans haven’t been that awful since they were on office desks
but you couldn’t have been bitten, tell scott to get his lore checked
it’s impossible that fredbear’s mouth could’ve fit that forehead
so if i were you, i’d make that flag white when we start to brawl
i’m known worldwide, you’re public enemy number one in nepal
so let’s see if you can tell me what these three things have in common
the barrel, this battle, and the bedroom, you’re at the bottom

zawesome as jacksfilms (verse 1):
this episode of fix your verse is sponsored by lynda
you took a class for coding lines, maybe you could learn how to spit some
like wow, you’re so wacky, your coke flows are shabby
so after this, just treat me like i’m heartbound and don’t @ me!
is it any surprise i’m standing tall in this fight?
it took you years to fully calculate mario’s height!
i wouldn’t need to ask my fans for help to leave this chode choking
but i asked, “what turns you guys on?” and you said “a flow switch.”
(fast rap mixed with sampled beatboxing):
oh sh-t, one verse just left you beat
surprise, i take dubs when you step to me
while you were editing, i hopped in your castle, stole stephanie
tell her and your plush to shut their d-mn mouths
spend each stream like 3 d-cks on a couch
you’re surface level; so condensed
it’s my last name but you still dug less
got both pewds and fortnite tryna jack my films and business
you find fan theories on reddit and go “omg who did this?”
plus i’m making cash money with the merch that i sell
but when it comes to your profits, you defyantly took an l

snakebite126 as matpat (verse 2):
you want to play against the theatre kid? well uh- be my guest
but best prepare to lose some blood since you stopped your pms
so take your phoned-in ads jack to the future and start to ponder
how you really need betterhelp when it comes to picking sponsors
from sh-tposts to d-ck jokes, your wife’s life must be a travesty
i don’t know how she puts up with four pasty b-tches in the family
so after this, let’s hope you catch the break that you deserve
call me your thirty-something series every week, you’re getting burned

zawesome as jacksfilms (verse 2):
reasons you’re a cheap fraud? too many to list off
startin’ beef with vsauce, but you couldn’t spit sauce
a decade and i still top this geek mythbusters spin-off
cause i’m a king of hip-hop, you couldn’t make kidzbop
snakebite126 as matpat (verse 3):
for such a critic of diction, you’re not so sl!ck as a spitter
cause if were talking grammar n-z-s, you’re more like grammar- nevermind!
so based on all the cats and the emoji movie memes
i’d say that total cringe is, uh- in your genes

zawesome as jacksfilms (verse 3):
and what number fnaf theory are you at again? like 84?
your life achievements wouldn’t be worth ten points on a gamerscore
and it says alot about the cl!ckbait you’re churning
when i topped your schtick with what if mario threw his hat at kirby
i’ll take the award and leave you behind like furvius
cause i’ve been handy with a pen ever since my first skit
your brain is outta whack, alexander sans is ness
surprised the web hasn’t alexander cancelled him
with all the kids you need to appease, it makes you mad, boy
posting the same thing every week, bitter for android
so #blamejason cause you just can’t step to this
against this g, you can’t tee off. i guess life’s a bich

snakebite126 as announcer:
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
snake-
snakebite126 as matpat:
but hey! that’s just a rap battle! a snakebite rap battle! thanks for watching!

(zawesome as jacksfilms beatboxing with sampled voice clips)

- snakebite126

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