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letra de gordo's revenge - robust

[intro]
“don’t ever fight a midget
unless you’ve done some midget fighting previously (laughter)
cause if a midget bites you, you’re in trouble (laughter)
i mean you’re in serious trouble cause they ain’t but this tall…” (laughter)

[verse 1]
when i’m bagging all chickens
we’ll see who looks cool, your girl
having dinner with a guy whose only two foot two
i’ll may be a tad bit shorter
have you wrestle midget?
keep talking sh-t
i’ll set a cage match next special olympics
keep making short jokes
midgets always get more pigeons
and i’ll bet your wife’s got a fetish for f-cking guys with dwarfism
i got problems and i got ’em in the worse way
maybe it’s the fact i’ve been the same f-cking height since 1st grd
i had a nice teacher, who wore a wife beater with no shirt
but i’m 30 years old, still waiting to hit my growth spurt
i’m a freak of nature, “jesus hates ya”; something of sorts
but every time i stood up for myself, seems i was coming up short
i never really had a problem trying to reach the cervical
but in high school, i needed a high stool just to reach the urinal
in golf, i’d play from the women tees, because the hole is closer
i wear stilts to the amus-m-nt parks so i could ride the rollercoasters
[interlude]
l-li-life as a shorty should be so rough
l-li-life
l-li-life as a shorty should be so rough
l-li-life

[verse 2]
yo i’m so short, my suitcase is a f-nny pack
for me, [???] is a family size, i park ’em in the handicap
i’m so gifted where the sun don’t shine, don’t need a p-n-s blinder
i may be half your size but i’m perfect height to keep v-g-n-
knock me off my feet, like, i’ll get up and bust back
uppercut your kneecaps and headb-tt your nut sack
i’ll never get taller, cause it seems i’ve reached my full capacity
my d-ck is 2 inches, but i’m so short i tell girls it hangs past my knees
to boost my self-esteem, i go to circuses; now whose the freak?
if i choose to eat at restaurants, they better have a booster seat
just cause i’m short doesn’t mean i don’t like big titty hoes
but if i want to hit it doggystyle, i gotta stand on my tippy toes
sick in the head, stick ya d-ck in bed, i’ll hit it from each angle
i’m short, i sit on the curb, and my f-cking feet dangle
so many old men try to molest me, i’m not pervert-ly balanced
please don’t call me short, i prefer vertically challenged

[interlude]
[outro]
yo, this goes out
to anyone trying to diss midgets, beat up midgets
make fun of midgets
yo, i’ll be right there next time you touch a midget
naw’am sayin’?
i gotta say peace to joe c
i gotta say peace to my man, mini-me
you know i gotta say peace to [???]
naw’am sayin’?
peace to all my midgets
yo, we running this place in the 2g
naw’am sayin’?
peace

- robust

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