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letra de color a mythical beast (live) - rhett and link

(non-music lyrics in –bold–)
[verse 1: rhett and -link-]
on the first day of 1st grade
we were both held in from recess
’cause we were both writing profanity on our desks
–i wrote h-ll!–
—i wrote d-mn!—
—but i spelled it d-a-m, so it technically wasn’t a curse word…—
-but i think mrs. locklear knew my intentions…—
our punishment was coloring unicorns
and that’s when we became best friends
but equally as important
we never defaced public property again!
[chorus]
so if you’ve got a kid who’s
writing obscene graffiti
give him a picture of a mythical beast
and he will cease
to write profanity
don’t write profanity
[verse 2: rhett and -link-]
–now, this might seem like something cute we just wrote in a song–
–but it’s actually true–
–it has been scientifically proven that you cannot formulate curse words while coloring pictures of mythical beasts.–
—allow me to demonstrate—
—ass-itote—
—shi-ver me timbers—
—fu-nnel cakes—
—mo-ther fu-nnel cakes!—
–you see, it’s mother fu-nnel cake-ing impossible–
[outro]
so if you’ve got a kid
who’s writing obscene graffiti
give him a picture of a mythical beast
and he will cease
to write profanity
don’t write profanity
just color a mythical beast!

- rhett and link

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