letra de don't hug me i'm scared - streaming - recd

[intro: red guy]
oh, boy. i wonder what i’ll do this computer day

[twitch]
hey, pal! looks like you’re trying to have a stream!

[red guy]
what, no. i haven’t decided what to do yet

[twitch]
ha! that’s silly! streamers don’t get to decide what they do!
here! let me fill you in!

[verse 1: twitch and red guy]
do you wanna be famous?
do you wanna be big?
sure, i guess
do you wanna be a household name like ninja or ludwig?
who is that, exactly?
have i got the deal for you
you only have to stream directly to
twitch! a-that’s me!

[verse 2: twitch and red guy]
the number 1 site for gaming and me
twitch! a-that’s you!
just sign a little contract and you’rе part of us, too
how do i get it?
what should i say?
just hit the live b-tton, and you’rе well on your way!
but there’s no one watching
that’s just fine, you’re in the 88% still on the grind!
[verse 3: twitch and red guy]
pick a game, any game, not that game!
so much you can play
now stream it for an hour, two, or three, or four, or a day!
there’s still no one coming
yup!
this seems really boring
look! a viewer! now’s your chance!
do a hot tub, strip poker, kitten cam, or dance!
i thought i was gaming
no, no one wants that!
you gotta put on a show if you want bits in your pants!
bits?
yes! that’s currency!
someone gave me a bit!
and they gave one for me!
what? what did you do to earn it?
well, i’m twitch!
that doesn’t answer my question-

[verse 4: twitch and red guy]
congratulations, my friend!
you’ve gotten a sub! a gifted sub!
i’ll take half of that, too!
you’re almost in the club!
what do you mean? it’s only been a minute
no! it’s been 7 months!
time sure flies when you’re having fun!
i’m not having fun!
then why’d you apply? for a partnership?
i didn’t apply for a-
it’s ok, pal! just try again!
we’ll keep tabs on your streams and your viewers and then
your life will become but a show that you play for a million strangers who live far away!
and your love for your games will fade into your job
and you’ll stream such long hours, you become a slob!
and your soul will turn grey, but you’ll keep up your smile
knowing all the while we’ve destroyed your lifestyle
and your bones will go brittle, your t–th rotting through from the garbage your sponsors inject into you
and you’ll beg for support when you’re reaching your end
but you only have viewers, not family or friends
[outro: twitch and red guy]
and that’s twitch!
you know, i think i’ll just stream on youtube
no!

- recd

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