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letra de hoes hoe hoes - phooey

[intro: big skrrt]
hi, i’m big skrrt
and i’m gonna teach you about skrrtmas
santas suit is dumb
santas sleigh is dumb
santa looks like a bum
take a shower, santa claus
your reindeer be lookin dumb
mrs. claus’ outfit is dumb
mrs. claus’ age is dumb
mrs. claus is too old!

[phooey & b1gg $add]
yeah! (laughter)
got those christmas vibes man. (oh boy)
yeah, yeah, yeah. happy holidays everybody
hope everyone got their batch of hoes for christmas (laughter)

[verse 1: b1g $add & big skrrt]
i pulled up to the strip club right about 9
just like anybody else, i only wanted a good time
i pulled up to the strip club with my bag of dimes
thought security would let it slide, cuz it was christmas time
i started throwing dimes at a stripper
then security looked at me like i was tryna k!ll the stripper
they grabbed by my arms and took me to the parking lot
(skrrt skrrt)they said, “do not come back unless you wanna get got.”

[verse 2: phooey]
(ay) i’m like $add, forget about about those thots
let’s go to the christmas tree and see what santa done brought
i really think i got what was on my list
if not, i think imma have to use my fist

[chorus: b1g $add, phooey & big skrrt]
i saw a new mercedes underneath the christmas tree
when i looked in the glove compartment, there was no glock for me
all of the other homies, they would never let me play
i’m pretty sure that they thought i was definitely g-y
then one foggy christmas eve, side b-tch came to say
$add with yo headlights so bright, would you drive me in your mercedes tonight? (skrrt)
then, i told that b-tch go home, i’m not about these hoe hoe hoes
you need to find a new santa claus, he’ll drive you around in his rolls

[verse 3: phooey & big skrrt]
pulled up to church
right about 9 (skrrt)
pastor riley was mad because we wasn’t on time
he said our yeezys were fake, trying give us that s-ss
we looked and we laughed then we whooped his -ss

[verse 4: b1g $add]
pastor riley was bleeding, everywhere
it was looking his jaw was beyond repair
we got kicked out, not because of his pain
but because the church’s carpet was horribly stained

[chorus: b1g $add, phooey & big skrrt]
i saw a new mercedes underneath my christmas tree
when i looked in the glove compartment, there was no glock for me
all of the other homies, they would never let me play
i’m pretty sure that they thought i was definitely g-y
(yeah, ay) then one foggy christmas eve, side b-tch came to say
phooey with yo headlights so bright, would you drive me in your mercedes tonight?
then i told that b-tch go home, i’m not about these hoe hoe hoes
you need to find a new santa claus, maybe he’ll drive you around in his rolls. (skrrrrt) ay

[outro: phooey & b1g $add]

merry christmas!
wish them a merry christmas -ssh0l-
oh yeah merry christmas motherf-ckers
f-ckin d-ck
(laughter)

- phooey

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