letra de mother's day song - paul and storm
mother’s day is here
everybody give a cheer
for the ladies that we call our mother dear
i tried to find a card
but you know, it’s really hard
to find the one that captures all the love that’s in my heart
and so instead, i’m singing you this song
because i am so grateful to you, mom…
so i say
thanks for having intercourse with dad
without a condom, sponge or iud
your lack of objection to s-x without protection
made a sperm and egg turn into me
you gave me life, love, a home, and food and clothing every day
i gave you stretch marks and extra weight that never quite went away
i mean it
thanks for having intercourse with dad
the carnal act that brought me here to you
i don’t know if it was varied or merely missionary
but it sure was good for me; was it for you?
i’m elated that you mated
your love you consummated
you got inseminated
then waited and inflated
inside you i gestated
until from your womb i cascaded
thank you mom…for doing…my dad!
(i’m so glad that he had you, thanks for doing my dad)
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