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letra de the studio - omen (2)

key:
[w] will
[g] graham
[j] jackson
[h] lil hann

paintin’ in the stu
gotta renovate
i’m paintin’ wit a crew
gotta get some paint (paint)
paintin’ up the room (room), brushes in my hands
gotta grab the paint, got a lotta plans (to paint)
to paint (to paint, to paint)
in case that wasn’t clear

will’s about to go to the store
gotta test the colors so we know to get some more

[w] but we’re plannin’ on green
[g] dude, you didn’t even check with us?
[j] yeah, what? green?
[w] yeah, green
[g] no, dude, like you threw out the idea but we still have to talk it out
[j] yeah, i was really kinda feelin’ a light gray and i think it would work great with the lighting we installed and everything…
[w] but green’s my favorite color
[j] i don’t know dude. graham, what do you think?
[g] honestly man? i was kinda vibin’ with the gray
[w] but we ordered acoustic panels and they’re white, which would fit much better in a more vibrant room
[g] acoustic panels? we haven’t even painted the room or decided what color we’re even going with, dude
[w] i could’ve sworn we were all good with green
[j] no, we said we’d table it for later
[w] i thought you guys were talking about the table we’re ordering
(-audience laughter-)
[g] we’re ordering a table?
[w] yeah, i ordered a nice rich, brown mahogany table
[j] a what now
[g] it’s a bathroom, why would we need a table?
[w] well it was on ebay and the deal was gonna end soon, so you know
[j] fine, fine. fine. whatever. how much did it cost?
[w] it was only like 800 dollars
[g] f— dude, we agreed on a thousand dollar f—ing budget
[j] yo, what the…
(-audience laughter-)
[w] that s— looked mint, dude, i had to
[g] okay, everybody just chill down. can we please just focus on the walls?
[j] i mean, we could always try green and gray
[g] jackson, you and i both know that pastels don’t go with greyscale. this room’s gonna be way too busy for guests to enjoy the sp-ce. ah, f—, and the bathtub’s already white and we don’t have any money for a new one anymore
[j] look, we gotta go with a neutral tone so the decoration pops or else the room’ll be too busy with colors. if we paint the f—ing walls g—— turquoise, i’m gonna feel like i’m in the little f—ing mermaid or something
[g] but if we paint the walls gray, i’mma feel depressed whenever we’re producing and i don’t want our music to go, like, that way, right?
[j] will, can you give us a second?
[w] yeah, alright
[j] i… graham, are… are you really gonna high road me on the gray thing?
[g] well… i like the gray, but maybe not, like, a light gray, darker colors have always been a bit classier to me, i don’t know
[j] i… i mean i guess that would go with the table and it does go well with a variety of shades and hues
[g] ooh, also dark bathrooms can look, like, really good
[j] ooh, imagine what like a nice dark gray would be like with the lights
([w] i still like green)
[g] alright sick, so what brand are we going with? i was thinking sherwin, but i don’t know if we can afford that anymore
[j] eh, i don’t know, the cheap paints don’t apply well and we’d have to apply another primer layer and then four coats on top of that because, like, the paint companies cut the pigments in cheap paint and replace them with fillers so you get that matte, dull looking finish on your walls. we need the best for this studio/bathroom combination, so…
[g] alright, whatever. let’s just ask the guy at home depot when we go
[j] alright, fine. when should we go to home depot?
[w] i can go on my own if you guys are busy. i don’t have a whole lot to do this week anyways
[g] no, this is our studio. when are we all free?
[w] guys, come on, i have an eye for this stuff
[g] clearly f—ing not
[w] it’s not my fault you guys don’t know color theory. i’ve been watching so much hgtv, so i know what looks good
[j] listen. listen will. we’ve been through this before. you have no idea how to spend money and we don’t have the budget to f— around right now
[g] last time you went to get color swatches you came back with a new drill, a screen door, one f—ing two-by-four, and a chicken from publix
[j] and no swatches
[w] yo, come on. it was buy one two-by and get one free chicken from publix. how was i supposed to pass that up?
[g] what
[j] point is, when are we going to get paint? i’m good to go now if you guys are
[g] i’m good to go right now
[j] okay, okay, cool. will, are you good to go now?
[w] yeah, sure
[j] alright, let’s go
[g] sorry, can’t go
(-audience ohs-)
[j] but you just said you were good to go right now
[g] hannah wanted me to replace the water heater today
[w] the water heater’s still down?
[g] she likes hot showers and i promised her i’d do it
[j] and she needs a shower while we’re at home depot?
[g] yeah, she only showers when no one’s home. plus, will needs to put on his makeup and that takes like fifteen
[w] twenty
[g] twenty minutes
[j] f— fine, whatever, i’m just gonna go use the bathroom while you go fix that
[g] what kinda d—— are you? i just said i was gonna go fix the water heater
[j] what kinda d—— are you? i use a bucket
[g] i’m using the bucket to drain the tank though
[j] you’re taking my bucket?
[g] i didn’t know you’d need it
[h] oh god, i thought i told you guys to stop using the f—ing bucket
(-crowd applause-)
[w]: hey hannah
[g] uh, babe, jackson was just asking if he could just borrow the bucket for just a little bit
[j] hey hannah, i just want the bucket so i can take a s—
[h] what, is the water heater not fixed yet?
([w] nah)
[g] i’m trying to get there
[h] you said it was done yesterday
[g] well, i didn’t say that. i said i would try to get it done yesterday
[h] is that why my f—ing shower was freezing? you said it just took a while to start up again
[g] i was just trying to get you off of my back, it just takes a while and i’ve been really busy recently
[w] we told him to tell you the truth
[h] oh what, now you’re lying about the f—ing water heater so you can argue with your friends?
[g] listen, i’m sorry
[h] what the f— are you guys even arguing about?
[g] we’re trying to figure out what color we’re painting the studio
[h] i thought i’d told you guys to drop the studio s—, you’re not using out f—ing guest bathroom
[j] guest bathroom? you said we couldn’t use the main bathroom
[h] no, i said we were not setting up a recording studio in our new house so you and your buddies can record dumb f—ing songs on the weekend
[g,j, & w] woah, come on, woah
[g] hannah, calm down, they’re just for fun
[h] well for people making comedy music, i sure haven’t laughed yet
(-audience aws-)
[g] y-you said you liked pimpmobile
[h] well on paper it seems good, but your delivery was terrible
[j] i mean, yeah, dude, you kinda held back
[g] well, i asked if i could go all in
[w] doesn’t sound like it
[h] listen, if you’re not going to go fix the g—— water heater, then i’m gonna go call a repairman
[w] but you guys don’t have the mon-
[g] will? zip it. okay babe, i’ll fix it in a second. they’re just going to go grab swatches from the home depot
[h] but lowe’s is closer
[g] well, fine
[h] fine
[g] fine
[h] fine
[g] fine
[h] fine
(-door slams shut-)
[g] w-fine
(-angry breathing-)
[g] f—ing whatever. you two go to lowe’s. i’m gonna fix this water heater s—
[j] but i thought we were all gonna go together
[g] jackson, i trust your judgement. send me pictures if you’re unsure as well
[j] okay, fine, we’ll be right back
(-door opens and shuts-)
[w] road trip!
[j] dude, shut up
[w] road trip!
paintin’ in the stu (divorce, divorce, divorce, divorce, divorce, divorce, divorce, divorce)

[g] i’m gonna be alone again

- omen 2

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