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letra de rhinoceratops vs. superpuma - ninja sex party

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[intro]
oh hey, did i ever tell you about the time
that ninja brian and i saved the world from super monsters?
yeah, that’s a thing that happened
so please, pay attention
i’m talking to you, doug. jesus

[verse 1]
it’s the middle of the day but darkness falls on the city
it’s the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty
and on the other side of town something rages down the path
if you had a lisp you’d know it’s kickin’ theriouth ath
mortal enemies since the early days of yore
we’re just collateral damage in their giant–ss war
they rumble, battle, tussle, and then do a c-cky strut
they both know they’re kicking earth right in its planetary nuts

not a single human being can survive in the vicinity
it’s kinda like godzilla squared but also times infinity
me and ninja brian were just chillin’ at our place
when we got a frantic call from the president of sp-ce
saying, “you’re the only hope to save billions of lives”
i said, “i’m making baked potatoes and i’m about to add the chives
we can be there in an hour if we really, really try.”
but we didn’t, so they ate france, sorry if you died

[chorus]
rhinoceratops versus superpuma
giants from the sky with no sense of humor
everyone’s in danger from their m-ssive–ss brawl
one shat on minneapolis, the other st. paul
rhinoceratops versus superpuma
i am pretty sure that they p-ssed on cuba
i would be lucky if we live to see dawn
they k!lled a million people and they just stepped on my lawn

f-ck! i just had that re-sodded
that’s gonna be like twenty-five dollars, at least
d-mn it

[verse 2]
a couple hours later nsp hit the scene
you know we could have been there sooner but we stopped for ice cream
“where have you been?” screamed the president, “we’re all under attack!”
“i had a craving for pistachio, get off my f-cking back!”
brian busted out a keyboard and i grabbed my blue b-ss
some guy said “what are you doing?” so we punched him in the face
superpuma was a girl, rhinoceratops a dude
we knew that all we had to do was get them in the booty mood

we rocked so hard it put the monsters in a trance
and they lept up on each other in a frenzy of romance
i was immediately sorry that they weren’t wearing pants
now i can’t forget the sight of superpuma getting lanced
when the s-x was over they took off into the sky
all the world screamed “nsp you are super-awesome guys”
so we finished off the night with an amazing rock show
then brian stabbed a random guy while i got laid twice in a row

[chorus]
rhinoceratops versus superpuma
life on earth survived, but it was kind of screwed up
finally we’re safe, stupid doug shouts “hooray!”
doug you suck but that’s a story for another day
rhinoceratops versus superpuma
i think there’s a lesson here that needs reviewal
choose s-x over murder even if you’re from the stars
or you might k!ll a planet and also scratch my car

son of a b-tch!
i’m gonna have to lightly buff that out
also, that’s definitely sp-ce rhino jizz on my porch

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