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letra de would you mind if perhaps we developed a friendship? - mr. stegosaurus

[produced by oliver lorgen]

[intro: mr. stegosaurus]
so…
i’d just like to take this time to apologize
i…
i know i kinda overstep my bounds there
um but
i’m hoping you’re willing to look past it
because uh…
if you are then maybe we can put this behind us and still be friends
cause i would like that
black face baby!
oh my…
i’m sorry guys
i don’t know why i keep saying that
please forgive me
i don’t know why
d-mn it

[verse 1: mr. stegosaurus]
let this serve as a psa
don’t ever ask your friend’s mom to be your bae
if you do then you might end up like me
crying so hard, man i can’t even see
now let’s go back to where this all began
i was out one day watching this lame band
when my eyes caught hold of such a beautiful sight
i vowed that night to make her my wife
she occupied my dreams for the next three weeks
got me on youtube watching techniques
on how to kiss a girl, i ain’t did this before no
closest thing to s-x is my left hand and p-rnos
so the next day i thought i’d call up my friend
see if he wanted to hang
but i was really using him
to see his hot mom
and everything was nice
then i saw his stepdad and he ruined my life

[chorus]
can we be friends
can we be friends
can we be friends
can we be friends

[verse 2: mr. stegosaurus]
so i broke up with my boyfriend for this girl
she really came in and she changed my whole world
i was off of otcs, i was doing just fine
in a blissful state of mind, i was on cloud 9
i continued with the plan ‘cause i felt i had a chance
even though she had a man
i came too far to let it end
so i’m chilling with ollie and guess who walks by
i said today’s the day, i either live or i die
i went up to the lady and you know i asked her out
you wouldn’t believe what came out her mouth
she said “omg steggy i’ve been waiting for this day
sitting up thinking bout a time you’ll say
‘i do take this woman to be my wife
for today and tomorrow and the rest of my life’
let’s run off together
we’ll stay away forever
have a son named trevor
and a baby girl, heather”

[chorus]
can we be friends
can we be friends
can we be friends
can we be friends

[interlude]
so uh guys?
i wasn’t being totally truthful there
when i recorded that last verse
i was high on otcs
a mixture of all of them
so…
she didn’t she didn’t actually say she didn’t actually say yes
that was just a figment of my imagination
a hallucination if you will
so…
i’m sorry guys
i apologize
[chorus]
can we be friends
(yea! let’s be friends lets go yeah)
can we be friends
(yea turn me up in the booth let’s go)
can we be friends
(can we please be friends let’s go yea)
can we be friends
(can we be friends let’s be friends)
can we be friends
(more adlib i can’t understand)
can we be friends
can we be friends
can we be friends

[outro]
so uh…
i think i’m done recording
yea i mean
oliver? sorry man
i’m not in the mood for this right now
i’m really going through some stuff
oh yea?
i just broke up with my boyfriend
oh yea?
for a girl who rejected me
oh sh-t
yea
oh sh-t
so…
i don’t know if i’m still straight or not
we’ll have to see how that goes
are you still on drugs?
you relapsed?
yea, it’s kinda tough
sh-t
d-mn i know
i was kinda hoping we could f-ck
going through a lot right now oliver
sorry
f-ck man
yea
sorry
oh sh-t
guess what
what?
i’m still recording
f-ck!

- mr stegosaurus

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