letra de the philosophers song - monty python
immanuel kant was a real p-ssant
who was very rarely stable.
heidegger, heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.
david hume could out-consume
wilhelm freidrich hegel.
and wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as schloshed as schlegel.
there’s nothing nietzsche couldn’t teach ya
’bout the raising of the wrist,
socrates, himself, was permanently p-ssed.
john stuart mill, of his own free will,
on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
plato, they say, could stick it away,
half a crate of whiskey every day.
aristotle, aristotle was a b-gg-r for the bottle,
and hobbes was fond of his dram.
and rene descartes was a drunken fart,
“i drink, therefore i am.”
yes, socrates himself is particularly missed,
a lovely little thinker, but a b-gg-r when he’s p-ssed.
letras aleatórias
- anais delva › letra de j'ai su - anaïs delva
- valonice › letra de цветы - valonice
- devo › letra de the death of lt. casanova. - devo
- moaning lisa › letra de take you out - moaning lisa
- madison ryann ward › letra de other side - madison ryann ward
- yung sarria › letra de no heart - yung sarria
- барто barto › letra de нннн (nnnn) - барто (barto)
- sarah keys › letra de seaside - sarah keys
- man on the internet › letra de the shopkeeper's song - man on the internet
- stacy money › letra de free spirit - stacy money