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letra de zappin' rap - mc zappa

[intro: mc zappa]

you say a-one for the treble, two for the b-ss
come on y’all, let’s rock the (-coin sound-)

a yes yes y’all, a freak freak y’all
a funky beat y’all, you don’t stop
i said you rock it to the roll and you roll the rock
and all you fly girls, please, don’t you stop
a-groovin’, movin’ your feet, a to the funky beat
i dare any sucka mc to try to come for me
‘cuz i’m mc zappa, who the women love
because my rhymes are flyer than a pigeon or dove
take a look in the book; the definition of ‘dope’
to try to get on my level is just a wish and a hope
‘cuz i’m tameless, aimless; the name of the game is
gettin’ wit’ video dames and ladies
in all the countries all across the world
you know that mc zappa’s gettin’ all the girls
not a boss; the boss, ‘cuz i never failed
so listen up, and i’ll tell you the tale

see, i was walkin’ through little five, playin’ smash
when i looked up and saw a sashayin’ -ss
you see, the girl was cute, and she was fine as h-ll
she captivated my eyes like she was tryin’ a spell
she had them s-xy brown eyes and that s-xy curly hair
s-xy pair of t-tties and a s-xy derriere
she even had s-xiness in her walk
but it got even better when she began to talk
she said “i know you, boy, you wrote pounds of rhymes
so why don’t we go out some time?”
i said “you pick the time, and i’ma pick the place
because you look so fine, i wouldn’t miss the date”
so the day after that, we went to a movie
after it ended, i took the girl for sushi
we finished the food, and i paid the bill
i said “honey, let’s go to your place and chill”
so we went to her place and started swappin’ saliva
she got me so hot that i wanted to swive her
she broke off and said “lemme ditch the clothes”
got up and started to switch and pose
and what happened next, i have to say
i won’t never forget ’til my dyin’ day
she took off the makeup and my blood ran cold
she looked like a cross between a rat and a toad
i said “lord have mercy” cuz this girl was bald
and i could not take it, no, i couldn’t at all
at that point, i realized that i’d been had
i was mad, so i went back to my own pad
if i never saw her again, it would be too soon
but i’m sure you probably heard her bayin’ at the moon
she kept callin’ my phone ‘cuz she was in shock
so i moved away, and i put her on block

a yes yes y’all, a freak freak y’all
a funky beat y’all, you don’t stop
‘cuz i’m mc zappa, the greatest mack
and i write the ill rhymes ‘cuz i hate the wack
like i said before, this is all a game
and i’ll be there, girl, if you call my name
a yes yes y’all, a freak freak y’all
you don’t stop, a-keep on

well i was rockin’ at a show just to hype the crowd
my beat was boomin’ and the lyrics was loud
got a standin’ ovation by the time i was done
‘cuz everybody that came really had some fun
when i went backstage, there was a girl i didn’t know
she told me that she enjoyed the show
i said “thanks for comin’, honey; i’m glad you like
satisfaction is guaranteed when i grab the mic”
she said “i’d like to know you better; won’t you come to my home?”
she was beautiful as could be; how could i say no?
fine–ss woman, i thought she had to be a blessin’
but obviously, i still didn’t learn my lesson
so we went to her house, and we started to kiss
everything felt right, and there was nothin’ amiss
she was a bonafide woman, right down to her hair
long as she kept the makeup on, i did not care
i was so glad to be with a girl that fine
that i wasn’t payin’ attention; didn’t see the signs
nevertheless, i was not pleased at all
when i opened my eyes and saw a roach on the wall
i was in the zone, so i tried to ignore
but suddenly, i wasn’t into it no more
i said to myself “how bad could it be?”
and then the roach started talkin’ to me
he said “this is my house, and you don’t belong
so brotha, you betta scram, and you betta be gone”
now that was it; i couldn’t take no more
so i got off the couch and ran out the door
you see, a couple minutes later, she called my cell
she didn’t see the problem, and she was mad as h-ll
i said “honey, you really fine; god bless ya soul
but don’t call me again; call pest control”

a yes yes y’all, a freak freak y’all
a to the beat y’all, a-keep on
you say a-rock the lows and a-rock the highs
‘cuz i’m too d-mn funky, don’t ask me why
you say a-rock the highs and a-rock the lows
‘cuz i’m the mc everybody knows
a yes yes y’all, a freak freak y’all
a funky beat y’all, a-rock on!

- mc zappa

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