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letra de john stamos, sit on my face - mc crumbsnatcher

[chorus]
john stamos, sit on my face
i’ve got-uh
one tongue and lots of loving to make
so if you
get-uh lonely
come on give me a taste
come on, sit on my face
come on, sit on my face

[verse 1]
ever since full house i’ve been wanting the d
i’m like, “john stamos, come play with me!”
i’m like, “come be my uncle jesse or
better-better-better yet, my sugar daddy!”
‘63 is when you were born
but you waited on me ‘till ‘84
when i bopped my head out of the v-g-n-l door
and i said, “johnny, you ain’t gotta be alone no more!”
but three years later, you were living with them
and i was watching on the tv from the box of my crib
i could’ve beat the f-cking sh-t out of the olsen twins
i should’ve been the only baby you were snuggling
i was struggling
screaming, “why, johnny, why?
why am i a little baby with the hots for a guy
who was living in a house of a sister that died?”
and i cried myself to sleep with this lullaby
uh-uh

[chorus]
john stamos, sit on my face
i’ve got-uh
one tongue and lots of loving to make
so if you
get-uh lonely
come on give me a taste
come on, sit on my face
come on, sit on my face
(x2)

[verse 2]
i heard your middle name was phillip
well, like, fill up my mouth
with that
greek yogurt that you’ve got down south
we’ll be sweating it out
that d-ck is calling my name
and say, “i think i gotta crum-uh, but i already crame”
so [i] told, dave coulier, take it out of my sight
and no bob saget for this f-ggot
he ain’t doing me right
baby, don’t put up a fight
baby, don’t tell me i’m wrong
wanna get messy with you, jesse
a-a-all night long

[chorus]
john stamos, sit on my face
i’ve got-uh
one tongue and lots of loving to make
so if you
get-uh lonely
come on give me a taste
come on, sit on my face
come on, sit on my face
(x2)

[verse 3]
baby, you know i’m hot and ready for your snuggle fest
give me that stamos noodle with my head on your chest
give me that stamos swallow, baby, f-ck all the rest
you left rebecca in the dust ‘cause you know i’m the best
and you could come over friday
i could give you lots of loving
from the top of your head down to your weird–ss belly b-tton
h-hoes get lost-uh when they next to me
come on and give me a little h-m-s-xuality
i’m not a beach boy
a b-tch boy
i may not be rich
but i’ve got that good-good spraying all on your t-ts
i-i-i don’t give a sh-t about your fame or your age
just give it to me, granddaddy
just say my name
and i’ll say

[chorus]
john stamos, sit on my face
i’ve got-uh
one tongue and lots of loving to make
so if you
get-uh lonely
come on give me a taste
come on, sit on my face
come on, sit on my face
(x2)

- mc crumbsnatcher

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