letra de diabolical schemery - lil' yung swag bag
[verse 1]
feed a duck some moldy bread
go to a store and fill the workers head with lead
or, you can try and k!ll the flies instead
you can paint your town a bl–dy red
go to a church and drink the holy water
swim in a pool and make the water hotter
tell the zookeepers that someone stole all the otters
go to the stores and steal all the betty crocker
[chorus]
these are major diabolical schemes
schemes that are ultraviolent in its means
diabolical plans that are purе evil it seems
i’m a cartoon supervillain similar to mr. freeze
[verse 2]
throw a basеball at a kid and go “aw, i missed it”
if you keep at this you’re gonna get arrested
run to the police and say, “i just got m-”
[adlib]
(julian: tyler, can i talk to you for a second?)
(tyler: sure, what is it?)
(julian: -whispers-)
(tyler: oh.)
[verse 3]
my lawyers advised me not to finish this sentence
eat a doorkn-b off the wall
once your done stand proud and tall and say
“folks, i did it again!”
then as an reward go break into a den
[chorus]
these are major diabolical schemes
schemes that are ultraviolent in its means
diabolical plans that are pure evil it seems
i’m not gonna lie, i really hate sour cream
[verse 4]
kidnap someone with the last name of bale
one way to do it is to use a pail
go to a nursing home with people super frail
enter the bas-m-nt by sliding down a rail
murder him with a huge piece of hail
get caught red-handed and go to jail
tell all the inmates of your tragic tale
after that you should probably just bail
you took it too far
letras aleatórias
- erk › letra de broke & ballin - erk
- ramon clau › letra de angels - ramon clau
- nems › letra de where you know me from - nems
- moe phoenix › letra de radio - moe phoenix
- capolow › letra de outta sight - capolow
- the mechanisms › letra de 'sunrise' - the mechanisms
- satrox › letra de break the ice - satrox
- stefan dk › letra de lies - stefan (dk)
- sarah and the sundays › letra de chin up - sarah and the sundays
- ut no wave › letra de stain - ut (no wave)