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letra de incel - lil panda (apandah)

my face built like a jigsaw puzzle
god said he felt guilt that my mug looked like it got kissed by a muzzle
m-ffin top with no drip, stayed that way till 26
eat up all the girls, psyche, never touched the pink on a b-tch
best not stay around me, pure coochie repellent
worshiped every queen, never got to cream so i’m just a woman’s servant
what is this world, and why is it so cruel
wanna strike gold but i always end up panning the fool
even downloaded tinder but to women i’m a swipe left cesspool
i live with my mom, all flab no brawn
desperate for the third base, but like everything i only get the awards for last place
i wish they’d just give me a chance
hoe i’d love you like chance
sure i don’t have a job but we can mooch off your finance
it’s okay though, i’m used to it
no don’t feel guilty, i know i’m unfit
i thought i’d hit sooner, i’m a sh-tty terrorist pilot
i p-ss off waitresses just so they spit in my drink
i treat everyone like dirt
secretly take pics under skirts
when shoved by an old lady i squirt
pervert? nah, i prefer the term s-xual harasser expert
but you see
in my teens you know i thought i’d smash for sure
in my 20s i thought this was something super obscure
in my 30s and i was just praying
in my 40s had to have some sn-tch to assure
now i’m 50 and a virgin i don’t even think it’ll come up anymore
never made the first move but why is it my job?
why don’t the broads come after me like kanye after the taylor bomb
just a sad little heartthrob
even when i’m around the hooker leave the truck stops
i think it’s hopeless just, maybe it’s just time to stop
i hop in my truck
chug a booze clean and chuck
almost swerve in a kid, oh f-ck
home depot spent my last buck
i want it so bad but i suck
come home safe, man, my luck
ceiling fan looking nice
strap the rope on device
say my prayers i want peace
but i hear it screaming at me
my phone buzzing like h-ll
check the gram and i yell
it’s a thot with big tits
big booty made for them sits
she want to meet and elope
and just when i thought i lost hope
take down the noose and jump rope
no more time to mope
this wh0re’s p-ssy like soap
cleaning my sins cus’ she my new pope
i hit her up and say, “what’s good baby girl?”
she texts me back, “honey i want to be your whole d-mn world.”
at this point i’m just shocked
in a state of disbelief
at no point in my life has something ever happened to be
i don’t know who she is, i don’t know what she wants with me
she says she wants to come over at the house, around 3
i say, “i can’t wait”, she says, “there’s a fee
50 bucks to get there, and 50 bucks to leave”
i send her the bank, just simple quick deed
she never came here, so what she turn out to be?
a bot that scammed me out of all my f-cking money, god d-mn
f-ck these b-tches dude, i-i-i’m through with em
i put my hat in the ring, go f-ck yourself women
i’m not ending it now, i ain’t no f-ck over chicken
when i watch p-rn now, i only look at the men
and i found a community of people just like me
r/incels tought me women are fleas
and this one guy always spitting fax
“get back in the kitchen and clean under my flaps, swat”
i sent him a message
saying, “dude you’re just the coolest
women are stupid and useless”
and he said, “yeah, wanna get a beer?”
so we met up at the pub and something became clear
i couldn’t stop looking at his bulge, sh-t was severe
“bruh, how you feeling”, i replied with, “great”
it became apparent that all of this was really my first date
then we looked into each others eyes and said, “bro, this is hot”
he started grabbing my moob, like a piece of chalk
and was drawing with it on the floor, it was truly awesomesauce
it was when making out, i realized all humans are the boss
after that day, things changed for good
we got married and adopted a few kids outta the hood
bought house in the suburbs enrolled them to good schools
but if there’s one message to be learned from once a fool, it’s
b-tches ain’t sh-t but hoes and chicks
l!ck on these nuts and suck the d-ck
real trap sh-t

- lil panda apandah

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