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letra de the home and auto bundle insurance rap battle - lil celery

[intro]
ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the home and auto insurance bundle rap battle!
featuring, flo from progressive, jake from state farm, and the gecko from geico! woo! yeah!

[verse 1: flo]
i’m flo you know i’ve got flow
home and auto i hate that little sh-t from geico
hey yo, did you know?
progressive’s the sh-t you can rely on bro
manage your policy
come together in sodomy
we will do -n-l together
because progressive is better
don’t trust jake’s company
they all just wannabe
a bunch of comically
stupid motherf-ckers
don’t think i’m done with that stupid lizard
that b-tch so fat he clogged the sh-tter
little green std transmitter
if ya got geico, reconsider

[interlude]
alright that was pretty good if i do say so myself, congratulations flo
thank you-
now shut the f-ck up
alright so introducing jake from state farm jesus..
[verse 2: jake]
white and black is what i am
jake from state farm and the ku klux klan
progressive and green b-tch, they don’t care
like a good neighbor state farm is there
identity fraud is what we excel in
i ain’t gonna lie our sh-t ain’t sellin’
flo from progressive is a gold digger
because i’m black, i can say nig-

[interlude]
whoa, whoa, whoa you cannot say that, we are live on air
yes i can and i’ll say it again
nig-nig-nig-nig-nig-nig-nig-nig
waaaah!

i’m the gecko, how do you do?
shut the f-ck… up…
nig-nig-nig-nig-nig-nig-nig-nig
somebody get this guy outta here!
flo? what do you not understand about shut up?

-hick bursts open door with shotgun-
it’s feedin’ time b-tches!
what the f-ck? who is that?
flo shut the f-ck up!
oh my god he has a gun!
i will use it- f-ck!
get down, get down!
f-ck you flo!
sh-t oh f-ck!
yeah, jake from state farm f-ck you!
oh sh-t!
-screams-
hey guys what’s goin’ on around here?
[verse 3: gecko]
flo is a hoe and progressive is aggressive
here at geico our 15% is impressive
my wifey going psycho
she says she needs the green
not the gecko from geico
cause that b-tch too clean
taking over the world with our home and auto loans
foamin’ cum from the mouth like mr. holmes
b-tches want my d-ck but when i give them free quotes
you know they want a magic trick so i shove it down their throats!

[outro]
shut up lizard
oh dear, what are you doing with that-that american weapon?
i don’t like that home and auto sh-t
america
roll tide

- lil celery

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