letra de sit down wee - kunt and the gang
i used to think that i was cool, as cool as henry winkler
but then my p-n-s started acting like a garden sprinkler
my mum was sympathetic at first and showed a bit of lenience
until her bathroom started smelling like a public convenience
i’d p-ssed all over the toilet seat and all over the mat
when i sprayed the knitted dolly on the spare bog roll she couldn’t handle that
i was suffering from soggy socks and turn-ups filled with p-ss
but one day i weed while having a poo and i thought “it’s easy this…”
a sit down wee, a sit down wee
real men say you should stand up
but i just don’t agree
now my wee is penal, not v-g-n-l
you won’t find me at a urinal
a seated leak is my technique
i’ll have a sit down wee
those who sprinkle when they tinkle – sit down and have a wee
those who dribble after a widdle – sit down and have a wee
if you pop your c-ck between your legs you’ll have no trouble with the dregs
you’ll end up doing more number twos but that comes with the territory
a sit down wee, a sit down wee
if you want your shoes to remain new
well, then i decree
if it’s good enough for larry david
then it’s good enough for me!
sitting down’s not just for brown
i’ll have a sit down wee
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