letra de jesus died of a stranglewank - kunt and the gang
i took a trip to the holy land
though i’m not really the churchy kind
i’m more the type to go on a laptop and watch
milfs get plugged from behind
but i went there for a nosey round
and in this church, tucked down a hole
i found what looked like a load of old writing
on this ancient papyrus scroll
it was an undiscovered gospel
the gospel of st. geoff
it had laid there hidden for two thousand years
and shed new light on jesus’s death
turns out he didn’t die on the cross
no he wasn’t crucified
they just made that up to save his blushes
cos of how he really died
his 12 mates came back home to find him
hanging, there in the holy land
with a crescent of mucky magazines
and his todger in his hand
you see
jesus died of a stranglew-nk
a stranglew-nk, a stranglew-nk
jesus died of a stranglew-nk
and so did michael hutchence
see, jesus died of a stranglew-nk
a stranglew-nk, a stranglew-nk
jesus died of a stranglew-nk
and so did michael hutchence
and so did david carradine
and so did ian mccask!ll
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