letra de samsung washer - knödel
samsung washer lyrics
verse one [jessrollyo] -knödel-]
my mom found midget p-rn on my samsung washer
i’m gonna nut into your daughter
b-tch i’m the man behind the slaughter
(goodnight girl i’ll see you tomorrow)
ima call my mama
i’ll punch your grandma
-you punched a f-cking grandma?-
yeah, and i’ll do it again
f-ck all british people and f-ck big ben
stupid b-tch calling me ben 10
you absolute r-t-rd
you’re gonna get slapped hard
mom i threw up
little b-tch triple a cup
call me dream b-tch
your mom is dead in a ditch
you 6ix9ine b-tch ass snitch
yeah i know i cum in a sock
smash my d-ck with a big rock
i had s-x with dwayne the rock
i legit bet you shower naked
please for the love of god f-ck off david
your mom looks like morgan
she said she feels it in her organs
a single c-ck is what i own
you skin tone chicken bone
i suck at music is what i own
bought to much p-rn now i have a loan
shut up when i pee i moan
my bars aren’t g-y but they came out the closet
i wanna k!ll myself with a fortnite rocket
my favorite p-rn star is biggie cheese
tinkerbell is an anime like b-tch please
she bit my c-ck when she sneezed
p–poo island is where i’m from
i m-st-rbated to my thumb
slap my nuts like a big drum
-n-l is gross
american toast
crumpets and tea
drink my pee
my daddy
looks like peewee
call me jewish cause i’m breathing gas
no joke i cum really fast
i sh-t out my hot wheels lightning mcqueen
i’m felling clean like a money machine
my cum is turning green
you know what f-ck it sheen
f-ck you i can twinge my sword
they call me the s-x lord
driving my hot wheels f-ck ford
this song is sponsored by nord
verse two [knödel]
i’m having a sheer heart attack
have a kindergartener throwing it back
your p-ssy is stinky i need a tictac
f-ck your zodiac sign b-tch
put my d-ck into an iceberg
this b-tch built like big bird
shut the f-ck up you little nerd
you know what you smell like? a f-cking cheese curd
(hurb)
this b-tch didn’t show me her b00bs
so i ran over a family of six and a random dude
this song litter than a f-cking jew
stupid ass b-tch can’t count to two
one two three four five six seven eight nine
lost my v-card but she was only f-cking nine
put my d-ck inside a fridge
f-ck you b-tch jump off of a bridge
my f-cking b-lls itch
jacking off to lilo and stitch
this b-tch looks like kevin durant
your d-ck looks like an ant
my d-ck turning orange like its fanta
this b-tch thicker than santa
this dumb b-tch looks like scooby doo
grab my b-lls and they’re turning blue
was just chilling then my d-ck flew
watching chinese midgets fart in each others faces on my roku
outro [karl jacobs]
hey guys
p-n-s
-cheering-
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