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letra de waluigi vs smash bros battle rap part 2 - kevin bennett

see, i’ve been pummeling puny players with punches of purple
i’m a violent, violet villian who is vile and vulgar
gloating in all of my greatness in this game i’m a guru
while i’m distracted by my ego they be formin’ a circle
i should’a known better
blindsided by zelda
i tried to sort her out but then i got a sword to the temple
every version of link
tried to hurt me permanantly
then a mob of these d-mn animations started merging a team
getting bombarded with crowbars, barbells, and arm bars
pokemon trainer wanted me to get burned so he chose that charizard
arms charred and all scarred by mega man
i channeled in all my vengeance and said lets go again!
jigglypuff
thinking he’s tough
put him to sleep with a kick to the gut
little mac was my punching bag
chewed kirby up like bubble gum
made the wii trainer to push-ups
mii brawler got shook up
duck hunt got duck hunted
they didn’t duck and got cooked up

yeah, they try to keep me out, but i busted right in
got nothing to lose so i might as well win
b-tch i’m waluigi every day and every night
you know i’m never playin’ when i’m out here yellin’
waaaaaaaaaaaah
yo’ what’s yo’ deal wit’ waluigi?
(yo what’s yo’ deal wit’)
yo’ what’s yo’ deal wit’ wa
(what’s yo’ deal- wha-wha
yo’ yo’ yo’
yo’ what’s yo’ deal wit’ waluigi?
(yo what’s yo’ deal wit’)
yo’ what’s yo’ deal wit’ wa
(what’s yo’ deal- wha-wha

well, b-tch , i’m warmin’ up like a pre-heatin’ oven
because i’m beating on these tones like i’m good at percussion
there’s repercussions, if yo’ coming at the boy to discussion
yoshi been lobbin’ all these eggs but they get cooked by the dozen
that’s overeasy!
shulk and sheik got me slashed
then i took out my racket and quickly took care of that
sonic i couldn’t catch
that rodent was f-cking fast
wolf was showin’ the fangs
i punted him in the patch
joker let out a laugh
whacked him right in his mask
fox, you are not a star, get the gun away from my cap
his trigger was pullin’ back
sn-tch it right ou’ his hands
let fire on rosilina and luma and lucas’s ass
bayonetta whiplashed me
pistoled me with gats
greninja tried to wash me out and sink the ship with a splash
diddy went f-ckin ape, and battered me with bannanas
simon and richter stuck me, thought i was nosferatu
don’t let my lanky lookin’ figure decive you
i got dem’ muscle mass, i made a shake out of pichu: protein 100 grams
with those electrolytes, i’m buzzin’ up tonight
i’m fully charged so you can step up, ike
yo we collided in epic fashion, the heavens clashin’
his ragnell was no match for my hurculean racket
olimar saw me pick every one of his pikmin
and then he got his sp-ce hemet kicked in!
king of the crocodiles
you rule no land
better run and hide, i’ll turn your ass into leather bag
telekinetic grasp ’round my throat wit’ no oxygen
education comes in handy, been studying boxing and
upppercutted mewtwo
his vision was two too
pauletina was totaled her temple was terminated
i’m cuckoo
falcon lombardi hit phantasm
my back spasms
i’m worried i am going to lose-lose
cloud had me looking at a sky of grey
if he put the finishing touch on me, i’ma’ die today
roy pulled out the fire blade wit’ a smile on his face
told me its ending here, reccomended i should pray
peach and daisy put the icing on the cake
pikachu about to fry me like a fish fillet
marth and lucina were ready to take my life away
inkling ready to splattershot my f-cking brain
then i heard a “hold up, wait”
it was chrom walking to me
says he wanna do the honours i won’t see another day

- kevin bennett

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