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letra de harry styles vs paul mccartney 2 - kaleb fletcher

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harry styles:

time for round two, grandpa, i hope you are a fast reactor

we write the ‘best songs ever’, and we’ve got the x factor!

b-gg-r off, ya bugs! all five of us got the style

all four of you got warrants as domestic pedophiles! 1d’s the commotion ‘cross the ocean

1 half of you are dead, we keep things in motion!

there are 4 problems here, and we are the solvers

we’ll shoot you down like john, with a lyrical revolver

this is a battle of the brits, so retrieve your shields

and stop dreaming all day in your strawberry fields

you can’t handle my swag, don’t you ever forget

i’m the most fly swatter, just crushed these insects

paul mccartney:

i’m gonna kick you with my brown shoes, i’ve got nothing to prove

this boy band is so gonna lose, since their only fans are girls in their youth

you gotta choose, fool, give up or maybe try to improve

you think you’re the big hit news when you literally copy our moves?

on the fame mountain we’re still climbing, while you’re horrible at rhyming

harry, i will devour you like a lion, better call big papa simon!

your horrible songs keep me up at night, your lyrics suck, as usual

there’s one thing i gotta say, these b-ttbuddies aren’t beautiful

if john would write a song about you all, it would be called 5 virgins

we’re the greatest, while you’re the g-y backstreet boys version

it’s in our name, we’ll beat you, since our sk!ll is so lethal

you’re walking towards the direction of being k!lled by the beatles

harry styles:

you old stoners are haggards and f-gs in the sack

niall horan:

we’ll leave you four and your ch-nk girlfriend snapped

louis tomlinson:

who the frig knows who ringo is?

zayn malik:

george, i’ll har-ss you

liam payne:

and lennon’s been dead

louis tomlinson:

so that leaves us the last two

harry styles:

run away, our millions of fans will make sure you won’t go far

liam payne:

1d is the best band in the world, we’re the real starrs!

niall horan:

we’ll be living while we’re young, kicking your -sses back to yesterday!

louis tomlinson:

you all need help!

zayn malik:

we’ll beat all these beatles without delay

harry styles:

your music is cancerous, like your good friend george!

liam payne:

your fans are dead, n0body loves you anymore!

harry styles:

this is the end for you four, you shouldn’t have made us do this

harry styles, liam payne, niall horan & zayn malik:

now you know not to mess with harry, liam, niall, zayn and

louis tomlinson:

louieeeeee!

paul mccartney:

well these kids are steppin’ up to us, we made the rock era our b-tch

john lennon:

you’re basically any other boyband

ringo starr:

well, plus a terrorist

george harrison:

while we’re the beatles, so great we have stuff n0body has

ringo starr:

we’ve got the most known covers, and we’re the best in kicking -ss

paul mccartney:

i’m paul mc cartney, we’re known for the most hits

john lennon:

you’re known for getting eight year olds and sucking british d-ck

george harrison:

your “little things” will never slip up any girl on their will

ringo starr:

baby, you can drive my car! we’ll drive you to a standstill

john lennon:

we’re spitting hot on this vinyl! you’ve reached out fame? ours is tripled

george harrison:

no wonder taylor swift left harry to cry! he has 4 godd-mn nipples

paul mccartney:

your dads didn’t use protection, now the beatles are infesting

rest in pieces cause

all:

the beatles blew your bodies in all directions

- kaleb fletcher

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