letra de how do you milk a cow - judd cledus t
yeah i was always the lazy one,
a southern californian,
but i’ve got some kinfolk on the mason-dixon line.
so this summer just for fun
hopped in my delorean
and headed for my uncle’s farm for a short time.
i thought that i would be huntin’ and fishin’.
i misunderstood him somehow.
so far there’s nothin’ but ch-r-s here to mention.
i didn’t mind feedin the sows.
but how do you milk a cow?
how do you milk a cow?
i wasn’t in ffa.
this cow must think i’m crazy
up under it this way.
i’m sittin’ here a pullin’, but there ain’t nothin’ comin’ out.
oh e i e i o…
how do you milk a cow?
yeah i love it here in tennesse,
but these farmers all make fun of me.
can’t haul much hay in a tiny sports car.
so i got myself a 4 wheel drive,
learned to spotlight deer at night,
and i’ve got shearin’ sheep right down to an art.
one thing’s for sure,
i hate shovelin’ manure,
it gets all over my overalls.
them horses need shoein’
i hear bessie mooin’.
so i thought maybe i’d ask you all.
how do you milk a cow?
how do you milk a cow?
i think it’s safe to say
a man could get arrested for this in la
this heifer must be empty ’cause she ain’t puttin out.
oh e i e i o,
tell me how do you milk a cow.
(spoken)
this song is absolutely an “udder” disaster.
i hope i don’t get mad cow diease.
how do you milk a cow?
i no longer care.
i’m gettin sick and tired of smellin’ dairy air.
i’m headin’ back to cali
and i’m turnin’ in my plow.
oh e i e i o.
how do you milk a cow?
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