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letra de the mob rap, pt. 4 - jt machinima

[skeleton]
ladies and gentlemen
i trust we need no introduction
hahaha
mob rap part 4
break it down

[verse 1: wolf]
don’t tell me that my bark is bigger than my bite
because if you take a whack at me you’re gonna get a fight
never travel with a pack, ’cause i like to hunt alone
i’m an untamed beast – wait a sec is that a bone?
oh yes yes yes, i’ll do anything you wanna
if you treat me really well i’ll even wear a doggy collar
i’m a man’s best friend, and a mean sheep eater
and i’ll keep your house safe when i scare away the creepers

[verse 2: creeper]
hold up, scare me? that’s not true
i’m only keeping my distance ’cause i’m allergic to you
every single minecrafter with half a brain
is afraid of me because i’ll send ’em up in flames
i got gunpowder inside of me, you should not be fighting me
because i got a short fuse, so don’t go igniting me
i’ll rock this server, making every block quake
there is nothing on this d-mn planet i can not break

[verse 3: silverfish]
guess who decided to show up this time?
it’s the most obnoxious mob you’re ever gonna find!
if you pick the wrong block when you’re digging through a mine
then i’ll pop right out and bite you until you die
i’m a spiky little pest with a set of sharp t–th
and i’m really hard to catch because i’m so tiny
even if you k!ll me, there’s more on the way
grandpa jenkins, what you gotta say?

[chorus: grandpa jenkins & mobs]
the moon is coming up, the sun’s going down (going down)
i’m looking for my friends but no ones around
(no ones around)
we’re coming out to get you
too bad that i won’t let you
in these dark times, it’s a hard life
but i’m never gonna let them take mine!

[verse 4: horse]
drop that l-sso and put down the saddle
’cause you can’t fence me in like a subservient cattle
you think a sword makes you tough? that doesn’t matter
get of my back, you’re never gonna win this battle
bah fine fine fine, i guess i can’t stop it
but if you steer me towards a cliff, i will jump off it
i was a wild stallion with a need to be free
and now i’m just a brain-dead obedient steed

[verse 5: blaze]
it’s been a while man, i been straight blazin’
hangin’ in the nether, straight blazin’
you know why i’m hot, ’cause i’m straight blazin’
representin’ colorado, straight blazin’
when i’m in a battle, i am amazin’
shootin’ fireb-lls, call me mr flame man
don’t you mess around with me while i’m blazin’
n0body gives a light quite like a blaze can

[chorus]

[verse 6: wither & ender dragon]
[ender dragon:] it’s the return of the baddest mob boss ever
[wither:] mob boss? ha, that’s cute and clever
[ender dragon:] stop mr wither, i will not have you mock me
[wither:] how adorable, a dragon that’s talking
[ender dragon:] at least i’m more than a deformed skeleton
[wither:] and i’ve told you that three heads are better than one!
[ender dragon:] well i can fly!
[wither:] and so can i!
[ender dragon:] maybe we should be friends!
[wither:] let’s give it try! (wheee!)

[verse 7: skeleton]
it’s another mob rap, and it can never end
without another couple bars from the skeleton
i’m a rhymin’ marksman, and i never miss a target
quick to win a battle even if i didn’t start it, ha!
and if you’ve got a bone to pick
you might as well go home before your bum gets kicked
i’m better with a bow than katniss everdeen
[wolf:] oh my god a bone!
stupid wolf let me be!

[chorus]

[verse 8: ghast]
what’s up everybody, it’s me; the ghast
back up in this hizzy to kick some…

[skeleton]
oh i’m so sorry but we’re out of time

[wither]
yeah gotta run

[ghast]
hey, hey, guys come on
don’t cut the beat
that’s just rude
i bring my best lines every time and you give me the cold shoulder
you let the silverfish have a verse… the silverfish had a verse and i don’t get one
and now you’re all going to leave. thanks

- jt machinima

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