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letra de bonfire (skit) - joyner lucas

do you remember when we fell in love?
we were young and innocent then
oh my f-cking…
oh my god, shut up!
c’mon n-gga, sing with me man!
do you remember?
no! shut up, n-gga! jesus christ!
are you serious? are you serious?!
because the last time i checked, you just told me you f-cked my b-tch!
you expect me to be happy with you right now?!
n-gga, i should be mad at you, n-gga
if anything, i haven’t seen one stench of p-ssy since we got to this planet n-gga
get the f-ck outta here, man
what? what happened to the brochure, n-gga?
i mean…
i ain’t seen sh-t! so shut the f-ck up and sing this song!
i felt… i’m not singing this sh-t
do you remember when we-
shut up! shh! shut up! what’s that?
-dog barking-
oh sh-t!
(who’s that?)
f-ck!
what do we do?
(who is that?)
i dunno, what the f-ck do we do?
shut up, i got this! i’ve been watching movies
you sure?
trust me!
(oh sh-t)
what’s up man? ayy, how you doing sir?
how you doing, sir?
-gunshot-
oh d-mn! hey, you almost shot us!
(what you motherf-ckas doing in my backyard?)
sir, just put the gun down! we didn’t know it was your backyard, man
(give me one reason why i shouldn’t blow yo motherf-cking head off!)
aight look, i know it’s gonna sound crazy
shut up! don’t say it!
(leave my lawn!)
but we’re not human
aww sh-t! you f-cked us up!
(what?! not human?)
no! no! no!
-gunshot-
aight, sir, sir, sir!
(i don’t wanna hear that sh-t)
we homeless, we got nowhere to go, i don’t even know why we here
please sir!
(shut up!)
we just happened to be in your yard
please, cut us some slack!
(hmm… shut up! man, you two motherf-ckas are in the wrong place, at the wrong godd-mn time)
i know
(at the wrong hour, wearing the wrong sh-t!)
it’s his fault, please!
(you know what? i ain’t gon k!ll ya)
you’re not?
(you two youngsters sit down and have a seat)
sit yo ass down!
thank you, thank you sir
(don’t give me that “thank you” sh-t, sit yo ass down!
now, i’m guessing y’all ain’t never heard the story of ross capicchioni, huh?)
ross cappachini?
cappuccino?
n-gga i said ross capicchioni!
aight, capicchioni!
(well, it all happened on one sunday afternoon…)

- joyner lucas

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