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joshua: let’s say you had a f-ckin’, like, y’know. like it was possible to clone yourself. like if you had a female clone of yourself, would you f-ck it?

brandon: dude..

joshua: what? why?

brandon: i would have it f-ck me, i ain’t doin’ no work

joshua: alright

santos: he’s f-ckin’ lazy

joshua: yeah, but imagine-

brandon: yeah, i’m f-ckin’ lazy

joshua: okay, but imagine it though, it’s like- it’s a clone- it’s a female version of yourself…

brandon: i’d be hot as f-ck, though

joshua: well- okay, well hold on though

santos: i can just marry myself

brandon: yeah, you so would
joshua: oh yeah! we talked about the f-ckin’ mirror thing! like you walk out with a mirror and sh-t-

brandon: either that or a cardboard cutout- or futanari…

santos: i used to think-

brandon: you know what futanari is?

joshua: yeah, i’m j-panese, i know this sh-t

brandon: that sh-t’s dope

brandon: what time we leaving?

joshua: i dunno…i dunno what we’re gonna be doing after this-

santos: home? the f-ck?

brandon: i wanna be home by 12 so i can-

joshua: oh yeah, that’s right- that’s right…

santos: and gilbert’s tired..

gilbert: i just have a headache…
joshua: you good though?

gilbert: yeah, now i am

joshua: ’cause of the music in the car?

brandon: i’m sorry-

santos: it was kinda loud, that’s why

brandon: you- you could have said something…

joshua: you drank too, so like, it was probably like- did you stomach hurt or something?

gilbert: yeah

joshua: well that’s kinda why…

santos: imma lay down flat…

joshua: you were laying down flat as well!

santos: not like this!-

joshua: ah, no, i can’t do that, my stomach is like, hurting kinda-
brandon: i have heartburn

joshua: you okay?

brandon: yeah

joshua: mmkay- b’yeah, no like seriously-

brandon: what would i do if the world was gonna end?

joshua: yeah, no. if you were told the world was gonna end, bud you don’t- they never- they weren’t specific like you weren’t told like-

brandon: i would do everything i ever wanted to do in a span of like, 2 days. get f-cked up beforehand- light up would be the first thing…god yes!

joshua: and what would you do?

santos: gilbert said he’d have s-x

gilbert: i’ll have s-x all day-

joshua: really? tight

santos: that’s it? now he’s gonna find someone to-

brandon: dude, i can do that now

(group laughter)

joshua: the f-ck you mean now, brandon, like, you have a girl!

brandon: uh- yeah i guess not technically right now-

joshua: that’s what i mean, going back to the clone thing

brandon: yeah, no…yeah, now that i think about it, i’d f-ck the sh-t out of my clone-

joshua: there you go…

brandon: -if it had a p-ssy

joshua: now you’re part of the conversation

brandon: i mean even if it had a d-ck

joshua: sh-t, dude…you guys believe in the afterlife?

santos: yeah, of course

brandon: i got sh-t in my ass-

joshua: tight

brandon: i believe in…believing

joshua: for some reason i keep thinking that like, when we die. we’re just gonna be floating in a grayscale plain…with like, nothing, but we’re just floating. we still- we’re- we- we’re wearing the clothes that we died in, it’s like, dude…

brandon: dude…can i cum on my clothes?

joshua: you could…with your clone

brandon: duuude

santos: i’m f-cking warm right now-

joshua: i might be dying…

santos: we all are

joshua: inside..yeah

santos: oh

joshua: i’ve been dead…for years

santos: it’s okay, you’ll be happy one day again

joshua: yeah, we’ll see what happens…

- joshua morata

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