letra de the most offensive word in the english language - jazz emu
can i have a word with the person who came up with the word pineapple (ooh hoo)
are we really certain that we find this version of the word acceptable (ooh hoo)
when literally every other language said ‘ananans’ english panicked
and mentally combined the concept of a pinecone with a frickin’ apple
why stop at that?
all the things in the world should be named after two other things with minimal conceptual link
why say ‘curtain’
when we know a perfectly good word woulda been a windowwink
do we really wanna eat a dull banana
we could be eating hotdoglemon
saying ‘foot’ is boring
i would rather call it
my meatpaddle (meatpaddle!)
(ooh hoo hoo)
chewin’ on a bowl of morninggravel
(ooh hoo hoo)
drying myself with a human flannel
(ooh hoo hoo)
getting kicked in my fleshnutsatchel
this is my agenda:
i want to amend every word to resemble
pineapple
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- lil paxom › letra de karal' - lil paxom
- sabaton › letra de the first soldier - sabaton
- belle and sebastian › letra de when we were very young - belle and sebastian
- human zoo › letra de enlightenment plans - human zoo
- chispa › letra de be shine, shining! - chispa
- white mj › letra de reiner - white mj
- heavy brains › letra de egymás holdjai - heavy brains
- callista clark › letra de real to me (the vocals) - callista clark