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letra de uncharted 4 // rap review - jakey

so you got a ps4 but you don’t know what to play?
you play games all day
you play
rocket league
bloodborne
witcher 3
phantom pain
(oh my god i love that game)
you played all of the f-cking remastered collections
you beat every level in rayman legends
you need a new t-tle to be your obsession
you got 60 dollars
just look at elena!

uncharted 4 is a new game
it’s cinematic as h-ll like a movie
it’s got graphics better than grown ups 2
if you hate real life you’ll hate this too
just look at this detail sliding in the mud (yeauh)
or maybe this boat (ugh)
or when they makin’ love (woo)
sh-t are they gonna f-ck?
sh-t i don’t give a f-ck!

cause the game had a motherf-ckin’ stealth and sh-t
so now nathan drake isn’t always murderous
but you gotta still do some murderin’
it’s a cover based shooter
(ever heard of it?)

the platforming is still super easy as h-ll
but it accommodates combat very well
oh uh, and uh by the way…
did i mention there’s a motherf-cking grappling hook in this game?!
i’m tarzan come meet my brother jane
bonus sh-t like slow mo max payne
so much work put into this game
good characters well written as well
even though drake should probably be in jail
even though drake should probably be in h-ll
can you even count the number of people that he’s k!lled

game runs at a solid 30 fps
lenght 12 hours 25 minutes
quick time events can still suck a d-ck
otherwise a wonderful experince
multiplayer is suprisingly lit
you get to swing around like a f-cking bad b-tch
you get to swing around shooting dudes in the d-ck
did i mention i love swingin’ on this sh-t

uncharted 4
will get a good score
that score is elena out of ps4
it’s the best in the series
it’s a console must have
to make your friends jealous
and to make your dad proud
nakey jakey uh!

- jakey

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