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sure, i could kick kick–ss’ -ss!
the losers would be lost!
and no one knows if jonah hex can make back what he cost!
but we at marvel have a plan!
quite simply, it’s divine!
a plan you spell c-o-n-t-i-n-u-i-t-y!

in my new film, black widow and nick fury got to shine!
we co-exist with cap and thor, who aren’t that far behind!
to set all of that up, we gave up half of my screen time
but it’s worth it so you see that we have continuity!

tony: i know what you’re thinking!
bruce: no, you don’t
tony: what about all the marvel characters at other studios?
bruce: don’t care
tony: i’m glad you asked!
bruce: i’m not

while spider-man’s at sony
and the x-men are at fox
they’ll never let them go as long as they keep up their stocks!
we’ll get to put them in the marvel movie universe
as soon as they make 40,000 reboot-prequels first!

then, logan, you and cap could have a war movie to shoot!
and, spider-man, you could be the avengers’ new recruit!
but, if they write a teen vampire into your reboot
stay the h-ll away from me and my continuity!

you’ve got a ton of compet-tion from dc!
well, if by compet-tion, you mean batman 3!
ooops! forgot green lantern!
and nolan’s superman… come on, it’s just a joke!

dc showed us batman begin
and superman return!
but when they said they’d never meet, the audience felt burned! (boo!)
instead of seeing a world’s finest movie on the screen
they got a cr-ppy joke inside an “i am legend” scene!

as dc entertainment tries to make that movie real
the dc movie universe and marvel made a deal!
we won’t mention “howard the duck,”
and we won’t mention “steel,”
and we’ll fight until we bleed for superiority!

well, rdj is playing me!
and chris hemsworth is thor!
and cap will look a lot like this guy from fantastic four!
but if marvel and edward norton simply can’t agree
we’ll see bruce banner being played by david duchovny!

see all of us in theaters in the year 2012!
although, a few months later, some say things will go to h-ll!
but, before we cease to be
from the mayan prophecy
you can buy the dvd!
with a digital copy!
or the blu-ray in hd!
with deleted scenes with me!
did i mention it’s 3-d?
still, it’s vital that you see
the important thing to me
is the fact-that-we-have-con-ti-nu-i-ty!

bruce: does rhodey look different to you?
tony: shut up

continuity!

- itsjustsomerandomguy

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