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letra de the deal! (interlude) - issbrokie

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-clears throat- -sniffles-
-car pulls up-
yo, lil’ dude-
hey, man – -yo
-hey, uh you brokie?
yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, it’s me, uh mhm
s-so, so i was wondering, like, um mhm
y-y’know, like, -sniffles- um
could i, could i maybe, like, wha-, like, what should i do?
should i get in the car? or, should i like na-, nah, dude, jus-
i’ll give you your sh-t through your window, i’ll (o-o-okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah)
i’l- okay, sorry i’ll give it you through the- -clears throat-
don’t mea-, ha-, i don’t mean to waste your time, i’m sorry, ha (f-ckin’ window, man)
i haven’t-, i haven’t-, like, bought, uh, i haven’t bought a weed before
so, like, uh, you, know bruh i’m just trying to be, like, extra cautious
alright, du-, are you a fed, bro? like wh-, ha are you a cop?
a fed?! like, huh, wha-, li-like a cop? no yeah no, no, no
i’m not, i’m not, i’m not a cop, like, y-y-, see? like -gun c-cks-
i-, i have a woah i have a big ol’ gun (ay, ay)
ay, bro (right here) be careful where you aim that sh-t (i have a big ol’ gu-)
be careful where you f-ckin’… (alright, yeah, yeah, sorry)
i didn’t mean to godd-mn sidn’t mean to
didn’t mean to point that at you, i’m f-ck i apologize
what are you trying to buy? bro, just tell me uh
so i can get the f-ck outta here okay! let’s go
let’s make this quick, chop, chop okay, yeah, yeah, yeah
so, i’m-, i’m-, i’m, trying to buy, uh, maybe mhm
maybe a, um, an ounce of, uh okay, an ounce
of-, of your best sh-t -pause- my-, my best- what?
yeah, (what?) yeah, like your best sh-t, like
what’re you talkin’ about, bro um, hmm, um
i’m con-, i’m confused, i’m lost a little you h-
you have, like, weed, right? yeah, tha-, yes, th-, bro
that’s what i said, that’s what i came here for (okay, okay, like, can you um-)
what strain do you want? can you maybe give me, like, um
some, like, mary jane? that strain? -pause-
man, what? mary jane? br-, alright, now you gotta be a fed
you gotta be a cop, bro (no, no, no, no, no)
i’m, i’m gettin’ the f-ck outta here, c’mon (okay, no, no, no, no, no)
du-du-du-du-dude, wait, wa-wa-wait, wa-wa-wait, before you go
just, like- what, bro? can i get, like, uh… um
what? how much can you do for a gram? a gram of-
a gram of what, bro? a gram of what? dude! any type of weed, dude
i jus-, i-, dude, like, i’m really fiending right now, dude, i really, ju-, du- bro
like, my nic ran out, dude okay i literally-, i- (okay)
dude, i literally just need weed right now (yeah, yeah, okay, bro)
alright, look, look, look, bro, here, here’s some apple frider, just
-bag being passed-
take this, it’s a gram th-, uh, wha-, dude!
thank you so much, dude! i-, uh, i don’t know how much a gram usually is
like, how you don’t? how much-
how much should i pay for this? uh… -chuckles-
can you do, like, can you do, like, 70 bucks? (-clears throat, sniffles-)
yeah, du-, no, dude, absolutely, i can do 70 dollars, my man
i, ha, here!, jus- yeah here, ju-, here just take it
here alright, yeah, thank you, i promise, this sh-t top toch, like, you
aww, dude you gon’ be satisfied, bro, trust me
thank you, thank you, man, i-, really, i-, i appreciate it (yeah)
yeah, yeah, i love you, man stay smoove, bro, i’ll see you
okay, alright, yeah, i’ll see you, man (-car engine starts-)
-car pulls off-
-relieved sigh- well, time to go indulge in the chemical known as thc
hope this was worth the 70 dollars that i paid him for a gram
this is, god, man, he’s got such good deals
like, what a friendly guy! alright, well, i should get going back home
-singing-
do-do-doo, do-do-doo, i just got myself a weed
do-do-doo, do-do-doo, a gram is all i need

- issbrokie

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