letra de dont drink and beat your kids - i fucked a turkey
[intro]
uhh-umm, i’m f-cked
whoops, i think i just hit a cat (you k!lled my baby!)
whoopsie!
[verse 1]
my d-ck fall over, i’m rolie polie olie
my d-ck fall over, i’m rolie polie olie
my d-ck fall over, i’m rolling on my broski
you know-ski, we go ski, my d-ck be brokie-okie
you’ll see, you know me, i’m only, the og
oh no, i’m so free, d’you know-ski? totally
the biggest me-me, legitimately anybody wanna
follow on me when i’m getting top from miley
spitting grimey-wimey, doge be timey-wimey
d-ck be spitting slimey, don’t you say? oh, crikey!
she from 1938, sent to war by the state
giving her a kitchen and she learning a new trade
clean the escalade (woman!)
she giving me brain (woman!)
driving me insane (woman!)
aye, aye, aye (woman!)
tickle me elmo, telling me, “h-ll no!”
she on the telephone, calling the police (oh sh-t, we’re being pulled over)
[skit]
you aware you were speeding?
huh? no? maybe i was a little fast, speedy!
are you also under the influence, sir?
only alcohol, your highness, and a little bit of wee–co–co–weed
sir, i need you to step out of the car, i’m gonna need to confiscate this joint
sir! can you step out of the car, right now!
no
[verse 2]
if i wanna drive under the influence
it’s a predicament, and i am sick of you
pulled over by the cops, rapping a different tune
telling me who are you because of the mis-a-use
calling me, “mario,” f-cking a different hoe
oh sh-t, i stubbed my toe, aye, yo, aye, yo
internet misuse, i just took a sh-t too
jake paul lit too? who he? who you?
who we? who you? 1, 3, 1, 2
look what i do, it’s a big-a poo
rapping on indifferent, showing me the cl-toris
make all of the woman biss, i got sk!lls that you wish
you had, oh sh-t, too bad, you miss
sh-t i profit, my d-ck is big
you be a gooby, truthfully, i do see
why you be the “who he?” like bruce lee
such a beat on the susan, he lazy
i come to a close, see, you see closely
i cover the beat, when–uhh–this is over
luke-white cliffs of dover looking for clover
forages offensive and never be endlessly ending me
my enemy defenseless, i meant this
i finish you off like i finish this beat
hold my tea, this song just came to a t
[outro]
yo, that was sick!
naw, man, bare lit, fam
what?
it’s really good
if you’re wondering why i pulled you over, i’m sensing a fire in this car. mind if i use it to light this spliff i just confiscated off these bums?
aye, my —–
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