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letra de football vs fútbol - harvey seasalt

football:

i’m the pride of the us
american pastime
full contact
you embarrassing asswipe
no flops only hard-hitting tackles and sacks
your players all deserve an oscar, seen the way that they act
a bunch a daniel day lewis’s out on the field
writhing in pain cuz somebody tapped the back of they heel
it’s so precious, no really its adorable
and that’s to be expected from a sport that’s so horrible
your a sad abomination of a game
we barely use our feet
and better represent the name
that’s football, talking nfl
when it comes to courage all my men excel
but when it comes to being the sh-ttiest sport ever
credit where it’s due my brother you do it better
that’s a fact, and you ardy know
your games are less entertaining than one of my halftime show
2 hours and the scores what, zero to one?
that’s 99% boredom with 20 seconds of fun
how sad for the fans, you got a screw loose playa
if you think you can fix that with a vuvuzuela
so blow those h-rns, and do them flops
and watch neymars wallet expand everytime that he drops
replace that o with a u, while you take this l
now put a c-ck at the front
and tell me what’s that spell?
fútbol:

so you’re the pride of the us? well ain’t that sweet
i got fans in every city where they have feet
“yo your players always flop bro heeheehee”
at least they don’t f-ckin develop any cte
you said my matches aren’t entertaining
well that would be hurtful
if your games weren’t 90% sh-tty commercials
everyone of my players is in peak condition
half your boys on the field spend way more time in the kitchen
fixin up sandwiches ice cream fried noodles and chicken
being obese is odd example of athleticism
isn’t it scary to see your ratings continue to plummet
while mine only grow bigger like billy belichiks stomach
im a f-ckin predator p-ssy you do not wanna test me
take a bite out ya pig skin leave you lying all messy
see cuz you are tom brady, and my ass is his kid
that means give a giant passionate sensual kiss
you claim to be tough, ya making yaself look like a fool again
put anyone of ya fans against one of my hooligans
and get treated like dogs do, at a micheal vick gathering
you’re loud and obnoxious, you’re so john maddening
its actually sad for me to see you try and compete
you’ll cry in defeat fumble and then die in the street
you’re nothing, your fans will soon realize that they’re wrong
your name is equal to your time left, not for long
biiitch

- harvey seasalt

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