letra de i got abducted by aliens - happy campers
sit around all day remote control glued to my hand
just waiting for a visit from ed mcmahon
oppourtunity is knockin but i can’t open the door
cause i’m sh-t faced drunk p-ssed out on the kitchen floor
i’m a b-m
wating for my fortune to fall into my lap
but if i gotta work for it i’d rather take a nap
i can eat, i can sleep, i can play nintendo
but if you paid me to go to work, i still wouldn’t go
i’m a b-m
i’m a b-m
sit around all day
and i get nothin’ done
i’m a b-m
i’m a b-m
that’s right
i’m a b-m
the b–b tube replaced the dog
as man’s best friend
doesn’t sh-t on the floor
always has an ear to lend
nacho supreme, a pizza
ten hours of tv
is all my life will ever be
if i could pick lotto numbers
like i pick my nose
i’d escape the life of bein’ an average joe
til’ then i’ll just sit around all day
remote control in hand
just waiting for a visit from ed mcmahon
letras aleatórias
- baxters › letra de kaya mitsuko luv - baxters
- liam lynch › letra de through the whispering - liam lynch
- dorothy berry › letra de you’re so fine - dorothy berry
- fiction of the future › letra de symbiosis - fiction of the future
- courtney marie andrews › letra de me & jerry - courtney marie andrews
- fabro › letra de que nos pasó - fabro
- josodo › letra de get high - josodo
- jacob porter smith › letra de the boy who cried icarus - jacob porter smith
- complicated shirt › letra de the thawing neck - complicated shirt
- feo night › letra de pico balla - feo night