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letra de jaimie's petting zoo - guttermouth

guttermouth
live from the pharmacy
jaimie’s petting zoo
i’ve had my pet since i was nine years old i loved him and fed him but one day he attacked i knew he didn’t love me back so i grabbed him like a football and punted fifty yards now i hate pets take yourself to the vet now i hate pets dolphins trapped in little nets now i hate pets you little f-cking screaming sh-t-bag i should of let your mother eat you, little f-cker so i got a little birdy and i trained it everyday he knew 1000 words but then he flew away but then i got him back the f-cker wouldn’t shut his trap so i took him to the bathroom and rubbed his beak in sh-t now i hate pets spotted owls in their nests now i hate pets bagged a deer and made a vest now i hate pets birds and bees and bears and bison pigs and parrots and pandas i f-cking hate them all!!! i was walking through the park when a snake peered from his hole a perfect opportunity to take the b-st-rd home i chopped his f-cking head off with my handy garden hoe and made a lovely hat-band for my redneck cousin bo, heee-haaw! now i hate pets 10,000 volts to the chest now i hate pets fed my cat some cigarettes now i hate pets you little f-cking screaming sh-t-bag b-st-rd f-ck you, you f-cking pig-sh-t l!cker, f-ck!!!!!!

- guttermouth

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