letra de sex is very bad for you - gus johnson
[verse: gus johnson]
s-x is very bad for you
i cannot tell a lie
if jesus sees you do it
then you’re surely gonna die
[verse: sven johnson]
and it feels really painful
like your p-n-s is on fire
please believe us when we say this
’cause the situation’s dire
[verse: gus johnson, sven johnson]
b-tts. (no!)
b00bies. (no!)
naked lady movies. (no!)
[verse: gus and sven, sven, father, all three]
don’t show me body parts
that make the peepee or the p–pies
the best advice that my father said to me
your number one goal in life:
keep that dingle droopy!
[verse: gus, sven]
wait a minute, dad
how’d we even get alive?
did you possibly have s-x
so that we could both survive?
[verse: father]
my boy, my son
please let me just explain
i only did it twice
to preserve the family name
[break: gus, father]
dad?
i’m sorry
[verse: gus and sven, sven]
we had to k!ll our dad
cuz he broke the only rule
we didn’t wanna do it
but his actions weren’t cool
[outro: gus, gus and sven]
the moral of the story
i think it’s pretty clear
you gotta go and k!ll your dad
[spoken: gus]
this actually is not a joke
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