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[spoken: rick sanchez, jerry & morty smith]
-just got out of prison. i mean, how much of a step up from that-
here, get out of the booth, take all your clothes off, and fold yourself twelve times
you got it [grunting]
six folds, huh? oh, any particular ones?
you wanna see my first b-n-r, or should we go straight to the moment i discovered inter-dimensional travel?
ooh, your little flappy doodles are twitching
does that mean you’re aroused, or did you just get a signal that one of your buddies found a grape?
it’s arousing
that’s enough! drop the gun, rick!

[spoken: rick sanchez & morty smith]
morty! morty!
rick?
hey morty!
rick? are you far away or are you inside something?
is this a camera? is everything a camera?
morty! the garage, morty! come to the garage! morty!
rick? w-where are you?
i’m on my workbench, morty
are you invisible and you’re gonna like, fart on me?
flip the pickle over
what, i’m gonna touch it, and you’re gonna tell me it’s an alien d-ck or something
come on, flip the pickle, morty. you’re not gonna regret it. the payoff is huge
i turned myself into a pickle, morty! boom! big reveal: i’m a pickle
what do you think about that? i turned myself into a pickle!
w-what are you just staring at me for, bro. i turned myself into a pickle, morty!
and?
“and”? what more do you want tacked on to this? i turned myself into a pickle, and 9/11 was an inside job?
was it?
who cares, morty? global acts of terrorism happen every day
uh, here’s something that’s never happened before: i’m a pickle
i’m pickle rick!

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