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letra de caustic vs. koleslaw - gtx

[round 1: caustic]
it’s been 15 years y’all
fresh coast we back in this!
and i hope i don’t feel too bad for this
but this b-tch literally brought her dad to this
so for those expecting to see some savage sh-t
get ready for a magic trick
let me just provide some context for those of you that don’t know what the h-ll has happened
this is emily, she’s an environmental activist
plants and animals, that’s the sh-t that gets her extra passionate
so i wanted to make sure that i brought an outfit that emily is happy with
do you like the jacket
it’s organic
i’m pretty sure they made it out of rabbit skin
i said she’s an еnvironmental activist
that’s just fancy talk for “celibate on accidеnt”
“negative attractiveness”
she’s basically down to suck your d-ck if you recycle all your cans and sh-t
i said she’s an environmental activist
i heard she got mad cause she heard someone said they were gonna “burn some trees down after this”
b-tch popped up like smokey the bear the second you get your backwoods lit
she hates preservatives, chemicals, and anything that’s cancerous
lil’ b-tch thinks she’s gonna save the world just cause she looks like ellie from the last of us
oh, this is finally my chance to put you in your proper place
b-tch, you’re not gonna be a superhero just cause you dive head first into toxic waste
she f-ckin’ hates plastic, and she’s not gonna stop until all of our straws get replaced
which is f-ckin’ bullsh-t cause every d-ck she’s ever had has been dishwasher-safe
if you get her pr-nouns wrong, she’s gonna f-ckin’ go on a rampage
dumb b-tch doesn’t know the difference between battle rap and performative outrage
she claims to be a vegan, she’s supposed to be plant based
but now that she’s here it’s pretty clear that koleslaw (coleslaw) is mostly just mayonnaise
okay we get it!
you’re a vegan
n0body gives a f-ck
if you’re really that vegan why don’t you make yourself useful and milk some nuts
but if you think about it, maybe that’s the reason that you’re single right now
i mean, you’re in the prime of your life, you should be out meetin’ people and sleepin’ around
but you know what the worst part of being vegans about?
n0body wants to marry a b-tch that’s afraid to put some meat in her mouth
if you think i wanna f-ck you, you couldn’t get any dumber
b-tch, give you my number?
i’d rather wear a fur coat in the f-ckin’ middle of summer
this has gotta be the worst thing that we’ve ever imported from canada
it’s like a new breed of karen, this b-tch walks into starbucks and orders the manager
i’m sure back in vancouver, you be rappin’ and sh-t
but in oakland, california you are a random ass b-tch
i’m talkin’ cal state berkeley, hacky sackin’ ass b-tch
ole’ level-13 rogue dungeon & dragons ass b-tch
f-ckin’ too much money, parents went to go see the titanic ass b-tch
ole’ green mullet karen, crying, captain planet ass b-tch
you have a giant f-ckin’ skull, head is massive ass b-tch
of course they call you koleslaw (coleslaw), you look like a cabbage patch kid
so, it’s only 90 second rounds, so let’s let her have her sh-t
and we need to f-ckin’ hurry up cause clearly she’s got a tea party to be at after this
[round 1: koleslaw]
listen, if you don’t think there’s a s-xism problem in rap battling that’s fine
but before this battle this cameraman literally said, “if you’re not battling you gotta step back behind the line.”
yo, my dad is here, man
and if you have any kids, he’s actually around after to give some parenting tips
my name is koleslaw with a “k” from canada
i come in peace
take me to your leader, if he’s not being impeached
a lot of people said i shouldn’t be on this card
they’re saying

- gtx

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