letra de paul blart vs. robocop - freshy kanal
[intro]
bonus battle
robocop
vs
p-p-paul blart (-laughter-)
begin!
[robocop]
robocop kicks you out the building like your mall did
i’ll show you life won’t always let you land in a ball pit
’cause i’m here to arrest you for causing a huge riot
do it like perfectmatch.com- use your right to remain silent!
your seg-way of thinking isn’t outside the box
you’re not a cop eating donuts, you’re a donut eating cops
i’m rising like the crime rate; fight for justice ’til i get k!lled
take care of the pensioners before they use you as a treadmill
i went from ocp to a gigantic legacy
you turned victoria’s secret into the wwe
your mom died trying to get her newspapers off the streets
try saving that with a h-llo kitty band-aid, creep
[paul blart]
roger that, officer, it’s an honor you called me for the keynote speech against the autotuned version of wall-e (-laughter-)
[robocop]
i, erm… what?
[paul blart]
(-coughs-) sorry
i’m the ball-droppin’ mall-coppin’ officer paul blart!
for one dollar, i’ll knock your films out of walmart!
you terminated your style, then robo-copied and pasted that
and before you would’ve gotten replaced again, you said, “screw it, let’s just play some ads”
but here’s some family advice: stop clinging on your ex-wife
like, i don’t think she wants a microwave as her next child
and back then this rock’em sock’em bot’s plots bottled up and became a mad source
but these days, your reboots are just kicking a dead horse
[robocop]
don’t lecture me ’bout family or kicking a dead horse
your first ever email was your wife sending a divorce
so are you gonna’ try to call in your daughter as third party?
you failed to cross my lines, and this ain’t even the army!
[paul blart]
my expectations didn’t get high since you got nuked off the market
if you want to save detroit, you should be your own target
your directive’s out of its prime… (-yawns, falls asleep-)
(oh!)
i rock the comedy genre, your gore doesn’t attract, believe me!
if you were part of the pgs, you’d still be able to pee; geez!
you’re the proof in person that products get rotten
and that if robots can’t die, they can still be forgotten
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