letra de wankclaw - footprints in the custard
one day in my youth, i fell upon my knees
to give my jellied eel, a good and mighty squeeze
suddenly a stiffening, in my moist and hairy paw
i looked down in terror, at my newly formed w-nkclaw
erotic rigor mortis
brought me to this end
with this grotesque gauntlet
the streets i shall defend
flee from me
what is that it smells like cheddar?
flee from me
i have w-nked my d-ck to fetters
flee from me
in a pool of jizz i lay
flee from me
i am w-nkclaw, save the day!
i am
i am
w-nkclaw
i am
i am
w-nkclaw
i patrol the streets, with my love gruel coated claw
villains and rapscallions, can only scream in awe
i descend upon them, a terror in the night
and with my glove of love, i’ll set this world aright
fall before me minor lords of mischief!
i am the sausage in the clambake of law!
i shall invoke terror in your slack p-ck-rs!
i shall tear your asunder with my w-nkclaw!
the lugubrious chapter of w-nkclaw is nigh!
with my deformed hand i shall smite thee!
no hovel is safe from my thrusting creeper!
the snivelling quims shall fall before me!
this is now my fate, on this day forever more
all because i wanted, to spank my man meat raw
so i will stalk in darkness, and shun the hated light
so i may be the hero, the w-nkclaw in the night!
letras aleatórias
- bonray › letra de overboard - bonray
- gina brooklyn › letra de in my mind - gina brooklyn
- kurby › letra de swarmed by clovers - kurby
- owen ovadoz › letra de foolish heart (too young) - owen ovadoz
- kunch sosa › letra de flexen & finessen - kunch sosa
- techno westerns › letra de time loop - techno westerns
- jaykayjax › letra de brainless - jaykayjax
- chris farren › letra de cold front - chris farren
- conor oberst › letra de gossamer thin (full band) - conor oberst
- minel › letra de nossa lei - minel