letra de alex jones - erickhatesbmc
alex jones was right all along. the chemicals that turned the frogs g-y leaked into the ocean and eventually reached china, where bats drank said ocean water and layed eggs inside of a dead person’s uterus. a chinese necrophiliac who also aimed to destroy the united states then ate out said corpse, and accidentally swallowed the chemically infused bat eggs. the nеcrophiliac then knowingly contracted coronavirus and travelеd to wuhan, where he colluded with the communist government to create hot zones for covid all over the world – including the us. little did the necrophiliac know that alex jones was on the case; he knew the truth all along. in collaboration with the fbi and deparment of homeland security, alex jones bravely traveled to the source of the g-y frogs – the catalyst of it all. he worked for months to genetically alter the dna of the g-y frogs to create a cure that seeps out of their skin. alex jones then kissed his creation, immunizing him from the rona, but also creating a spark between him and the frog. the chemicals that turned the frog g-y had created a beautiful frog that had made alex see what he had been hiding from all along, it filled that hole that had been in his heart all these years… alex jones found out he was bis-xual, and had fallen for a frog. may they live happily for the rest of their days… together
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