letra de thanos vs sans - epic rap batles
sans
may i tell you about our lord and savior thanos fortnite?
he’s about to get dunked on cuz he hasn’t been nice
look at his chin -get this dude some lotion-
you had to k!ll falcon just to start some commotion
infinity war was f-cking awful, that it made me cough
why would you spend so much time hunting for some g-y rocks?
thanoses bars? heh. i call that a sad rhyme
i won’t have a bad time cause it’s undertale time
thanos:
walk into the club, like, waddup, i gotta big c-ck
i’m so pumped up, stole some gems from that iron f-ck
once i collect all my jewels, you’ll soon pay
i tried to play your game once but only made it halfway
fun isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe
but f-ck you!!
you think you’re superior? ha! well at least i have a mom
you may be the understar but alphys is the bomb
sans:
you get to bring in a friend…i do to…
papy!!!!!
papy: nyehhhh brother!
papyrus:
it’s true, i am a f-cking d-ckhead
but at least i got style with my scarf so red
i may be very clumsy, but you’re the one who’s p–psy
now watch me drop the vase, (drops vase full of gamora’s ashes) f-cking whoopsies
are you ready for freddy, i betty so steady you’ll be deady
call me mario bros, i have lotsa noodles
i went on twitter and was horrified by your d-ck
sans, i feel pretty sick
-papyrus turns to ash and disappears-
thanos:
i’m not gonna lose to a fat skeleton, jeffy
jeffy:
it’ll be my pleasure thanos
w-wait…i dont feel so good… -splat-
thanos:
haha, just kidding. suck my fat choker
hey earthbound called, it said “more like the toker”
i take these two skeletons and make their bones rattle
then complain about the audio in my dragon rap battle
i’m hood, i k!lled heimdall cause i’ve got big b-lls
once i exterminate half the universe i won’t give you any calls
your only way of defense is having whiny teens rant
f-ck you and papyrus, time to do the orange justice dance
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